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To mess up, but not in a big way.
Don't blow it, man! You're so stupid, I know you're going to blow it!
blow it by spenceronehalf January 18, 2004
Words you can keep
1) to seriously fuck up a situation
2) to suck a given dick
3) to expel air out of the mouth toward an object
1) Liz really blew it when she started using her teeth while blowing it.
2) "Well, I'm on my knees. What should I do now?"
"Blow it!!!"
3) "I actually meant SUCK it, ya dumb bitch (SMACK!)"
blow it by Nick D April 10, 2004

blow it like a flute 

Basically something Luhan said that has ruined his life.
Blow it like a flute - blow job, when a girl goes down on the guy or guy on guy.
Luhan: I see you're still single Yixing
Yixing: I see you still haven't gotten anyone to blow it like a flute
blow it like a flute by Idkidkidk January 11, 2017

Blow it out your ass

A putdown leveled at someone who's talking pompously. First made famous in the 1974 Mel Brooks movie, "Blazing Saddles."
Reverend Johnson:
Order. Order! God damn it, I said "ORDER"!

Howard Johnson:
You know, Nietzsche says: "Out of chaos comes order."

Olson Johnson:
Oh, blow it out your ass, Howard.
Blow it out your ass by nycsongs September 14, 2021

Blow it like a flute 

For all you kpop fans that have gathered to find out what Luhan meant
Blow it like a flute- to give one a blowjob
Luhan- I told my girl to blow it like a flute last night.
Jun- But you ain't got a girl bro.

blow it out your hi-ho 

A less abrasive, somewhat childlike way of telling someone to fuck off.
While driving my five-year-old to school, I resisted the temptation to flip the bird; instead I calmly leaned out the window and inquired, “why don’t you blow it out your hi-ho?”

blow it up 

to take things to another level.
expand in proportion
Give me that mic. I wanna blow it up!!
blow it up by Beau knows July 16, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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