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Blooples

The word Blooples is an onomatopoeia for diarrhea. The word was coined in the satirical blog - Human Making and Beyond.
"Diarrhea, in all actuality, is a pretty word. Why give such a pretty name to something so horrible? I think we need a new name for it. Something more raw. Something that signals what it really is. The worst day ever. I was thinking of something along the lines of "assplosion" but that isn't classy enough. The word needs to signify the quivering, gurgling, pain and angst that we all know, while simultaneously seeming harmless. A little old lady needs to be able to use this word as well. Perhaps it should just be called "the uh-ohs" because that's exactly what you think when you feel the first bits of stomach pain to signal what's to come. I think that's a much more apt title, although I really wanted to make up some sweet word that might eventually catch on. Something like, "I've got a bad case of the blooples." Blooples= sound diarrhea makes. Nobody ever said I was classy." - Human Making and Beyond.
by Shovel86 January 25, 2011
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booplesnoot

A bunny. Named after its boopable snout. The anatomy of a booplesnoot consists of two floppity-loppities (ears), a poof-loof (butt) and a lickitytickler (mouth).
Aww, look at that cute booplesnoot! Squeeeee.
by needingsleep3 September 4, 2016
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booplesnoot

A bunny. Usually the cutest, and softest bunny in the whole wide world.
When I was at the petting zoo, I saw the most adorable booplesnoot ever.
by mlet April 14, 2016
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Booplesnoop

An exclamatory remark used when something is frustratingly cute.
Oh my god, that bunny, just, I...Booplesnoop!
by Booplesnooper September 7, 2013
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bloople

Me: I made a bloody bloople today in front of Jessica.
Random Guy: Haha noob.
by Toopid September 30, 2011
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Bloopies

"Dude, i just took the best bath, so many bubbles from all the bloopies!"
by Poopboobs69 July 7, 2009
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Bloodless Day

A happy day when there is no bleeding from anal fissures or busted hemorrhoids when pooping; when no blood is seen on the toilet paper when wiping your ass
I pooped 4 times today and didnt see any blood! I'm so glad to finally have a bloodless day!!
by Frankie Puscher November 26, 2012
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