bloomin onion
a complete idiot.
bloomin onion by ballroad May 12, 2009
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Bloomin Onion
when a male/female sticks their fist up a broads vagina, opens their hand and give their fingers a wiggle.
Brent Dick has no respect for any females/himself so he simply does it without permission. even though 12 year old girls don't know any better, he thinks that since they praise him, they'll let him compared to girls his own age...
He ram's his fist up there and gives them a free ride.
then run's off to his friends.. "guess what, i gave five different 12 year old girls a bloomin onion last week!"
He ram's his fist up there and gives them a free ride.
then run's off to his friends.. "guess what, i gave five different 12 year old girls a bloomin onion last week!"
Bloomin Onion by LaughingAboutBrentDick August 14, 2009
Bloomin' Onion
Bloomin' Onion by Steviepq October 9, 2007
Bloomin' Onion
Art served up his famous bloomin' onion on T.J.'s fine china right after his trip to Chipotle providing a delicate desert for both to enjoy.
Bloomin' Onion by danns March 6, 2013
Bloomin' Onion
A prolapsed asshole.
Dude, I'm fucked up. I stumbled onto some porn where some chick gave herself a Bloomin' Onion! I don't think I'll ever be the same.
Bloomin' Onion by Deathisabusinessman December 6, 2017
bloomin' onion
Right after pulling your penis out of a female's anus, the anus stays wide open for a fraction of a second, resembling a bloomin' onion.
After Steve pulled his stark erection out of Candace's firm buttucks, it resembled a bloomin' onion for what seemed like less than a second.
bloomin' onion by D. Snutz June 8, 2003
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