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bloody virgin 

Some one who has lost there virginity to rape or other horrible means of activity.
Man I didn't know you were a bloody virgin, that must suck?
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virgin bloody mary 

When you have intercourse with a girl on her period then pull out to let them clean the penis with their mouth. More than likely they are new to this so there for a virgin. If your lucky her name will be??
Find a girl named Mary that is on her period and VERY HORNY!! Therefore called the "Virgin Bloody Mary"
virgin bloody mary by buster b- December 18, 2011

bloody vigina queef

two parts vadka, one part tomato juice, mixed with someones penis

Virgin Blood 

The rarest of all Vampiric delicacies.
vlad: "Virgin Blood is the rarest of all Vampirice delicasies >=)"
sean: "o.O"

Virgin Blood 

The blood that comes from the body of a virginand stains your carpet... and has magickaly powers according to some books...
The men in robes as dark as the void it self sacrifice the virgin... To long forgotten gods! As they laugh as the virgin blood is stained on the alter... Forever more!
Virgin Blood by FurFur June 24, 2008

Virgin Princess' Blood 

Virgin Princess' Blood (VPB) is also known as printer ink.
Person #1: Can I print one incredibly important document on your printer?
Person #2: No. The ink for my my printer is too expensive as the ink costs more than the dueterium used in nuclear reactors. It's the most expensive liquid on earth.
Person #2: s/earth/universe/
Person #3: It would be more cost effective to use Virgin Princess' Blood, or distilled ambrosia
Virgin Princess' Blood by cppefnet September 14, 2010

Blood of A Thousand Virgins 

Blood from young women who have not yet participated in the horizontal mambo. To obtain this blood, you must either A) ask them politely to spare you some B) Sacrifice them C) Stalk them while they are on their period. Usually drank by total badasses, demon gods, rock bands, and Chuck Norris on a regular basis. Whomever drinks the Blood of A Thousand Virgins will be crowned as a god among men and will be able to perform extreme tasks like bear wrestling, unicorn/pegasus riding, catching fish with your mouth, and playing hacky sack. This phrase is often said to explain how hard something is to do.
Molly: Dude. That guy is eggrolling down the highway!
Brianna: Woah! The only way you can do that is by consuming the blood of a thousand virgins!
Molly: Aw man! Now that's what I call swag!
Brianna: Shut the f*** up.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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