bloodhole

A bloodhole is a term describing any orifice with blood leaking out. Now many people fuck these bloodholes, but its not a good idea. You don't want HIV.

Soggy cunt: Oi, ya cummer!
Gnarly fucker what ye bastard?
Soggy cunt: lemme in yer bloodhole!
Gnarly fucker : nah cunt.

by eat_ass_get_pinkeye September 27, 2020

Alaskan Blowhole

When your having sex with a girl and you want to fill all holes. you put your dick in her vagina. then your two thumbs in the ears with your pinky's covering the nostril. while your kissing her then shove your big toe up her ass. this will completely cover the holes.

Steven L.: Hey you want to try something new.
Hannah L. : Like what?
Steven L.: Can I give you an Alaskan blowhole.

by DLDLP February 8, 2017

Feces blowhole

When you shoot a bullet up the anus of a unsuspected victim, and the contents of the colon blow out of the top of the head.

Trevor aimed a rifle up Arturo's butthole causing poop to fly out of his head, concluding to a feces blowhole.

by Arturo and Trevor December 31, 2012

bloodhound gang

A good band, who have tons of great songs besides the one everyone heard on the radio. Some are just too stupid to look into more than the radio though.

the bloodhound gang are a hell of a lot funnier than that stupid ass homestar runner strong bad shit will ever be

by cock June 28, 2003

Whalecock Blowhole

A two-part masturbation move for males only. The first portion of the move is called the Whalecock. The process begins when a male takes his half-erect penis and inserts it into his own butthole. The phallus is then removed and smelled for arousal purposes. The cock is quickly placed back in the anus, and the male will proceed to ejaculate in his own butthole. This move is then followed by the Blowhole. The Blowhole begins as the male has just jizzed in his own asshole as a result of "Whalecocking." The masturbator will then proceed to fart at full power. The release of gas will cause the penis and fresh semen to fly out of the butthole in a sporadic and unpredictable manner often resulting in a poopy/cummy mess.

I can't believe your mom told us all that story about the time she caught you doing the Whalecock Blowhole to that Dane Cook video!

by Drake McIntyre June 7, 2009

bloodhound main

a sexy bitch with wallhacks

Oh your a bloodhound main nice by the way your sexy.

by dickhead69420E November 10, 2020

winnemucca blowhole

When after having anal sex with a fat partner, they fart back out the load.

So, I was cinnamon sticking this wicked fat chick and during the night she lets off a winnemucca blowhole!

by Angry Beaver March 3, 2009