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bloodgoose 

it was a type of bird in 1188 that disappeard in 1534 they say it was a creature created by some type of humans that were like vampires able kendrick the 3rd discoverd this rare bird on july 14 of 1194 and soon relised this was no bird you would just see it had a relation to the vampires but mason pillinton did not agree he stated "its just some bird thats big there is no such thing as a vampire" and able was later killed after meeting a young man name unknown had been keeping those birds he said he had over a dozen of them and his last words were "they are real and some day sombody will prove it"
'wow look at the bloodgoose its so richly black'
bloodgoose by colin dorson September 11, 2020
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Bloodmouse Mass-Grave 

That weird, rectangular container found next to the toilet in your office? The one that smells faintly of iron? That's a Bloodmouse Mass-Grave. The place where ladies throw their spent Dracula's Teabags. In the war on menstruation, there are many casualties, so let us spare a thought for all those Bloodmice who have met a sticky end so that women can wear white pants while queefing Clots in the workplace.
One time at work, I went to the bathroom to take a shit, when I slipped on a puddle by the sink... I crashed head-first into the Bloodmouse Mass-Grave and caused the contents to spill over me.... I looked like "Swamp-Thing", if he'd been painted dark-red. To make matters worse, I was persued by bears all the way home...

bloodhouse 

A term used to describe an area where violence is common.
I want to shit in a bloodhouse.
bloodhouse by Lewis J D January 10, 2008

Bloodgood 

A last name derived from the ancient tradition of modeling your last name after your profession. Therefore a "bloodgood" has good blood. It is so good in fact that their job is to sell it on street corners and in shady market squares.

Vampires come from miles around to try the tasty nectar of a bloodgood.
"Mmmmm, Bloodgood, your blood is good...."
A common nickname for bloodgood would be BG.
Bloodgood by LoveshackKTBG December 17, 2011

Patrick Bloodgood 

Patrick Bloodgood all around cool dude very cool, calm, and laid back. Loves family, friends, and the female population. Has a very big heart will do just about anything for anybody however if you piss him off there will be no more chances.
I am such a patrick I love having fun and flirting with all these major hotties. Damn you know you want that studmuffin Patrick Bloodgood.
Patrick Bloodgood by mike seaver February 4, 2010

bloodyobsessed 

bloodyobsessed is a great person who Frypansgirl recommends you to be mutuals with. Not only that but they're nice
bloodyobsessed is a TikToker with lots of TikTok videos based of different things
bloodyobsessed by Frypansgirl September 9, 2021

Bloodrose 

Bloodrose is a term that symbolizes a mysterious and alluring combination of beauty and darkness. It represents the juxtaposition of blood-red petals, signifying passion and intensity, with the thorny, forbidding aspect of a rose. Bloodrose is often used to describe something that is both captivating and dangerous, evoking a sense of intrigue and allure with a hint of peril.
He possessed a bloodrose-like aura, his captivating charm veiling a hidden, enigmatic depth that intrigued and cautioned those who encountered him.
Bloodrose by Drakovi Bloodrose October 19, 2023