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The most awesomely amazing game ever created by human kind. I mean seriously fucking werewolves AND aliens! what more do you want?
Great to play with casuals because they die a lot and you can laugh at them.
Seriously, why are you still here? go buy this friggin game
Great to play with casuals because they die a lot and you can laugh at them.
Seriously, why are you still here? go buy this friggin game
by ayyyyyyyy lmao May 4, 2015
Get the Bloodborne mug.A game made by "hide your tacos" Miyazaki in which your goal is to escape Britain, but you only manage to do that in one of the endings. In this game you fight goobers like: the brick troll, that motherfucker outside Laurence, those two shitwhales in hamlet and the ẃ̵̟͂̃ỉ̶̪͝ͅn̵̺̈̉t ͈̮̩́̒̅e̵̺̫̹̎͌r̶̯̰̅ ̡̖̄̈́̕l̴̪̕͠a ̲̎̀͂n ̞̝͌t ͇̭̹͌̾e ̮̊r̶̟̝̊̐n ̬̼̟̔s̴̡̳̑. In the game you walk through areas like: London, hell, Dublin AND EVEN CELTIC BURIAL GROUNDS! Unlike other games bosses aren't just hard, they're a dickflattening CBT session which happens like clockwork, except the goddamn witches of hemwick, but we don't talk about them. We don't talk about Micolash either... Marry me please Micolash... Anyways, in bloodborne the goal is eating babies, their umbillical chords, injecting yourself with HIV blood, getting banished to the ninth dimension by t ̱͇̪̑h̶͓̰̖̙̪͈̀͊̓̎̾e̵̤̯͇̍ ̨̔̈̊͋̈́͘͠a̴̰͚̐̈́̋̄͘ḿ̴̨͎̹͖̫̭͂̾̚ͅy ̨̗̱͓͌̔͘g̶̼͖̈́d ̛̲͈̟͉͍̠̀͛̇͛̓̿̚ã̴̤̖̎͆͘ľ̵͍͇̳͆̍̈́̽̑̚a ̧̧̯̜̥̤͋͊̿̀͑š̴̞̠͖̪̖̲̚͝, not having sex with gerhman, not dying and last but not least... fisting pigs. Oh yeah, you can do that. After traveling to Unlondon you unlock the powerful ability to give pigs a violent prostate exam. Be sure to check out the cum dungeon for free cum.
Enlightened 1: a ̨̍š̴̬ ̞̃s̴͇͘a ̟̎i ̾͜d̶̤͛ ̼̔ĩ̴̩n̶͔͒ ̶̡̿Bloodborne .̴̲͠.̵̯̊.̵̰͗ ̡̉g ͚̍a̴͇͆i ͙̈́n ̜͊ ̴̻̊m̶̝̆o̴͉̅r ̱̏ẹ̶͒ ̵͕̑ě̵̝y̵̡̆e ̣̇s̵̬͊
Enlightened 2: Y ̡̧̧̛̮̜̤̙͓̞̱̝̱̽̊̆͋̓̿̈̀̊̊̋̿̅̔̔́͌̄̉͂̈͂̿̌͐̈́͒̅̃̈́̂̓̓̈́̾̆̀̒̃͂̿͆̎̃̀̏͊̍͋̒̍̍̎̑͘̕͘̕͠͝͠e ̛͍̲̳̱̤̮̩̯͈͕̳͎̬͆͛́͌́̍̌̀̏̂͑̂̿̓̀̋̀́͐̽̾̆̓͌͋̔̌̓́͒͋̊̋͋͐͊̍̎͋̒͋̐̕̕̚̕͘͠ͅͅs ̢̲̰͓̭͓̹͎̩̫̤̣͎̱͇̍̀̀̒̉̉͑̋͑͆̏̄̃͌̾̔̉̊̄̋̈͂̀̏͑͂́͒̏̍̋͑͘͝͝͝͝ ̛̟͙͇͈̠͈͍̭͕̰̖̯̭̱͈̬̟̮̳̳̾̾́̄̊͑̾̏̓̀͜͜ͅm ̛̛̛̛͙̱̺̥̘̜̝̘̩̥̜̙̔̆̂̍̒̄̉͊̀̐́̂͋̔̽̐͗̂̓́̎͌̇̀̾̽̈́̈̊̂̈́̂́̋̃̄͆̏̿̽̎̈́͑̏̀͑̋̿͒̒̍̿̕̚̚͘̕̕̕͝͠͝͝͠y ̨̢̡̡̨̨̛̬͕̼̠͙̦̪̖͓̼͖̬̠̞͙̳͔̯̪̯̺̞̻̙͎̟̰̮̹̙̤̭͙͙̖̖̝͊͂̏̅͒̈̄̇̀͛͂̅̽̐̿͑̾̋̾͛̇̈̇͛̀̓̽̈́̂̈́̎̒́͒͛̆̋̚̕͘̕͝͝͠͠͝ͅͅ ̛̱̝̪̜͍̬͆̏̎̾̉͌̓̈́͛͛͂̒̑́͐̄́̑̃̊̓̽̋̂̽͊̽́͒͋̽͛̀̾̀̑́̚͝m̴̢̢̡̨̡̨̧̨̗̼̼̗̠̰̗͕͕͕͕̬̮̳̥̜̮͙̲̩͙̦̭̭͕̦̰̰̲̫̩̮̤̥͇̮͖͍͓̩̘̪̤̺̟͎͍̥͙̮̯͇̗͎̗͎̜̮̗̜̐̏̓͂̿̓̇̎̄͑̓̋̓͛̍̊̂̐̏̒̊́͑̎̉̀̎̚͘͜͜͜͝ͅa ̨̡̛̱͉̯͍̬̥̙̰̱̭̻̞̪͎̱͓͕̹͉̈́͌̇̋̑̈́̅͑͂̀̉̃̋̔͂̐͂̇͆͘͜͜͠s̵̨̢̧̗̻͇̤̝͉̫̙̻̖̤͍̗̜͎͔̖̠͙̙̤̤͉̞̤͇̠͇̙̞͎͓̰̮̠̟̟͈̖̫̲̹̗̲̫̣̺͔̑̓̿͊́̈́̎̏̐̍͂̂̏̀͒̈́͛̔̅̚̚̕͜͜͠͠t ̨̛̛̛̦͚̗̻̼̹͔̙̖͔̳̠̋̀̆͂̑̉̏͗̏̈́̌̔̊̈́̀̅̾̑̑̈̀̄͒̓͌͛̀͋̈̀̒̆́̊̐̓̀̓̉͒͑̄̀̾̀͊͐̈̏͌̅̓̈̃̋̾̀̕̕̕̚͘̕͜͠͝͠ͅȩ̵̡̖̭͇͓̬͈̗̭̙̪̖͉͙͙͎̤͎̰̮̠̰̥̰͉̜̥̮̤̥̦̞͎̳̙̣̗̬̭̜̲͕͍͙͖̙̩͈̖̍́́͐̿́̈́͛͜͝ͅr ̨̨̧̢̢̢̛̛̯̹͍͈͍̲̟͎͈̠̠̞̩̩̰̱̻̲͕͕͇̗̭̪̩̞̜̰͎̰̘͚͓͙̹̪̖̳̬̠̗̲̝͈̖̥̱̟̭̥̺̝͓͕͉̻̠̖̻͊̃̀͋͐̊̿̾̀̂͆̉͐̒̾̋͂͒̐̉̄͂́̓̈́͊̐̑̀́̔̈͋̌͑̍̃͑̚͜͜͝͠ͅ. ̧̢̧̢̨̧̛̱̱̻̻̜͈͎̭͕͇̤̟̖͓̖̗̥̝̫̭̥̮̰͓͕͈̭͙͔̻̻̥̪̼͈͉̹͇͉̳̰͍̭̾̈́̔͆͋̂̃̌̄͋̑͂͐͆̈́́̋̉̈̌̃͌̓̅͂̃͂̓̀͘͘͝͠ͅͅͅ ̧̢̨̢̨̛̛̤̦͖͚̻̞̲̺̜̮͉̖͖̗͎̦̫̤̏̽͊́͂͛̓̈́̊̈̈̈́͂̋̇͐́͒̌͌͊͊̓̈́͘̕͝
Enlightened 2: Y ̡̧̧̛̮̜̤̙͓̞̱̝̱̽̊̆͋̓̿̈̀̊̊̋̿̅̔̔́͌̄̉͂̈͂̿̌͐̈́͒̅̃̈́̂̓̓̈́̾̆̀̒̃͂̿͆̎̃̀̏͊̍͋̒̍̍̎̑͘̕͘̕͠͝͠e ̛͍̲̳̱̤̮̩̯͈͕̳͎̬͆͛́͌́̍̌̀̏̂͑̂̿̓̀̋̀́͐̽̾̆̓͌͋̔̌̓́͒͋̊̋͋͐͊̍̎͋̒͋̐̕̕̚̕͘͠ͅͅs ̢̲̰͓̭͓̹͎̩̫̤̣͎̱͇̍̀̀̒̉̉͑̋͑͆̏̄̃͌̾̔̉̊̄̋̈͂̀̏͑͂́͒̏̍̋͑͘͝͝͝͝ ̛̟͙͇͈̠͈͍̭͕̰̖̯̭̱͈̬̟̮̳̳̾̾́̄̊͑̾̏̓̀͜͜ͅm ̛̛̛̛͙̱̺̥̘̜̝̘̩̥̜̙̔̆̂̍̒̄̉͊̀̐́̂͋̔̽̐͗̂̓́̎͌̇̀̾̽̈́̈̊̂̈́̂́̋̃̄͆̏̿̽̎̈́͑̏̀͑̋̿͒̒̍̿̕̚̚͘̕̕̕͝͠͝͝͠y ̨̢̡̡̨̨̛̬͕̼̠͙̦̪̖͓̼͖̬̠̞͙̳͔̯̪̯̺̞̻̙͎̟̰̮̹̙̤̭͙͙̖̖̝͊͂̏̅͒̈̄̇̀͛͂̅̽̐̿͑̾̋̾͛̇̈̇͛̀̓̽̈́̂̈́̎̒́͒͛̆̋̚̕͘̕͝͝͠͠͝ͅͅ ̛̱̝̪̜͍̬͆̏̎̾̉͌̓̈́͛͛͂̒̑́͐̄́̑̃̊̓̽̋̂̽͊̽́͒͋̽͛̀̾̀̑́̚͝m̴̢̢̡̨̡̨̧̨̗̼̼̗̠̰̗͕͕͕͕̬̮̳̥̜̮͙̲̩͙̦̭̭͕̦̰̰̲̫̩̮̤̥͇̮͖͍͓̩̘̪̤̺̟͎͍̥͙̮̯͇̗͎̗͎̜̮̗̜̐̏̓͂̿̓̇̎̄͑̓̋̓͛̍̊̂̐̏̒̊́͑̎̉̀̎̚͘͜͜͜͝ͅa ̨̡̛̱͉̯͍̬̥̙̰̱̭̻̞̪͎̱͓͕̹͉̈́͌̇̋̑̈́̅͑͂̀̉̃̋̔͂̐͂̇͆͘͜͜͠s̵̨̢̧̗̻͇̤̝͉̫̙̻̖̤͍̗̜͎͔̖̠͙̙̤̤͉̞̤͇̠͇̙̞͎͓̰̮̠̟̟͈̖̫̲̹̗̲̫̣̺͔̑̓̿͊́̈́̎̏̐̍͂̂̏̀͒̈́͛̔̅̚̚̕͜͜͠͠t ̨̛̛̛̦͚̗̻̼̹͔̙̖͔̳̠̋̀̆͂̑̉̏͗̏̈́̌̔̊̈́̀̅̾̑̑̈̀̄͒̓͌͛̀͋̈̀̒̆́̊̐̓̀̓̉͒͑̄̀̾̀͊͐̈̏͌̅̓̈̃̋̾̀̕̕̕̚͘̕͜͠͝͠ͅȩ̵̡̖̭͇͓̬͈̗̭̙̪̖͉͙͙͎̤͎̰̮̠̰̥̰͉̜̥̮̤̥̦̞͎̳̙̣̗̬̭̜̲͕͍͙͖̙̩͈̖̍́́͐̿́̈́͛͜͝ͅr ̨̨̧̢̢̢̛̛̯̹͍͈͍̲̟͎͈̠̠̞̩̩̰̱̻̲͕͕͇̗̭̪̩̞̜̰͎̰̘͚͓͙̹̪̖̳̬̠̗̲̝͈̖̥̱̟̭̥̺̝͓͕͉̻̠̖̻͊̃̀͋͐̊̿̾̀̂͆̉͐̒̾̋͂͒̐̉̄͂́̓̈́͊̐̑̀́̔̈͋̌͑̍̃͑̚͜͜͝͠ͅ. ̧̢̧̢̨̧̛̱̱̻̻̜͈͎̭͕͇̤̟̖͓̖̗̥̝̫̭̥̮̰͓͕͈̭͙͔̻̻̥̪̼͈͉̹͇͉̳̰͍̭̾̈́̔͆͋̂̃̌̄͋̑͂͐͆̈́́̋̉̈̌̃͌̓̅͂̃͂̓̀͘͘͝͠ͅͅͅ ̧̢̨̢̨̛̛̤̦͖͚̻̞̲̺̜̮͉̖͖̗͎̦̫̤̏̽͊́͂͛̓̈́̊̈̈̈́͂̋̇͐́͒̌͌͊͊̓̈́͘̕͝
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Blood bowls, now commonly practiced only in northern Austria, mainly consist of massive male self-mutilation accompanied by female menstruation. The combination of the two was pioneered in 1879 by Grover Cleveland, and was a major selling point during his 1885 presidential campaign. Following his election into office, the "blood bowling" practice spread overseas, being particularly well-received by Austria and Germany, both well known for occasionally delving into dark sexual practices. Following Cleveland's first term, he attempted to shift his political focus from blood bowls to more controversial topics as definition of human rights, but was met with a loss. Cleveland subsequently returned to his roots, reportedly engaging in anywhere from thirty to fifty blood bowls a day. His second attempt at a second term, in 1893, was a success - he took to performing blood bowls in public, rousing his supporters into an unstoppable rage of gory arousal. Four years of debauchery followed Grover Cleveland's reelection, but the exhaustion of his service proved to be the undoing of his sinister sexual practice. Blood bowling's popularity dropped rapidly in all regions of the world except northern Austria, where it is still "enjoyed" to this day.
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Blood bowls, which must be undertaken in any sort of large bowl or urn (hence the name), are commonly, yet logically associated with sadomasochism. The male must begin the ritual by first severing his erect penis at the head, spilling pints of blood into the urn. Once a healthy puddle has accumulated, the female must present her own offering - plunging a knife repeatedly into the walls of her menstruating genitalia. At this point, the female's work is finished, but the male must continue to mutilate his manhood, utilizing any grotesque method his imagination can provide. Once he feels he has done sufficient work, he inserts himself into the female as he would for normal intercourse - note that at this point, the bowl in which he and his partner are copulating should be drenched in blood at least three inches in depth. As a result of the mutual genital deformation, intercourse is accompanied by blinding pain. Masochists, therefore, take great pleasure in the experience.
Blood bowls, now commonly practiced only in northern Austria, mainly consist of massive male self-mutilation accompanied by female menstruation. The combination of the two was pioneered in 1879 by Grover Cleveland, and was a major selling point during his 1885 presidential campaign. Following his election into office, the "blood bowling" practice spread overseas, being particularly well-received by Austria and Germany, both well known for occasionally delving into dark sexual practices. Following Cleveland's first term, he attempted to shift his political focus from blood bowls to more controversial topics as definition of human rights, but was met with a loss. Cleveland subsequently returned to his roots, reportedly engaging in anywhere from thirty to fifty blood bowls a day. His second attempt at a second term, in 1893, was a success - he took to performing blood bowls in public, rousing his supporters into an unstoppable rage of gory arousal. Four years of debauchery followed Grover Cleveland's reelection, but the exhaustion of his service proved to be the undoing of his sinister sexual practice. Blood bowling's popularity dropped rapidly in all regions of the world except northern Austria, where it is still "enjoyed" to this day.
PROCEDURE:
Blood bowls, which must be undertaken in any sort of large bowl or urn (hence the name), are commonly, yet logically associated with sadomasochism. The male must begin the ritual by first severing his erect penis at the head, spilling pints of blood into the urn. Once a healthy puddle has accumulated, the female must present her own offering - plunging a knife repeatedly into the walls of her menstruating genitalia. At this point, the female's work is finished, but the male must continue to mutilate his manhood, utilizing any grotesque method his imagination can provide. Once he feels he has done sufficient work, he inserts himself into the female as he would for normal intercourse - note that at this point, the bowl in which he and his partner are copulating should be drenched in blood at least three inches in depth. As a result of the mutual genital deformation, intercourse is accompanied by blinding pain. Masochists, therefore, take great pleasure in the experience.
by Grover Cleveland, Jr. September 10, 2008
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Get the Bloodborne mug.A Video Game in the "Dark Souls" series, known for having a drastically different playstyle than the Dark Souls games. This game is a fucking masterpiece but you need to get a PlayStation 4 to play it, so Computer players need to suck it up and get a PS4. Bloodborne is a really fucking hard game so if you talk to your friends about it then they'll either give you advice or tell you to "git gud"
Evan: "Dude I started playing Bloodborne the other day but I'm having trouble fighting Father Gascoigne, can you help me?"
Syler: "Well you can use the tiny music box or molotovs to make the fight easier, or you can just git gud lol"
Syler: "Well you can use the tiny music box or molotovs to make the fight easier, or you can just git gud lol"
by Garden Beebo March 16, 2022
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