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Bloodborne 

The most awesomely amazing game ever created by human kind. I mean seriously fucking werewolves AND aliens! what more do you want?
Great to play with casuals because they die a lot and you can laugh at them.
Seriously, why are you still here? go buy this friggin game
A: Bloodborne is amazing
B: I have a PC tho
A: lol scrub
Bloodborne by ayyyyyyyy lmao May 4, 2015

Bloodborne 

A game made by "hide your tacos" Miyazaki in which your goal is to escape Britain, but you only manage to do that in one of the endings. In this game you fight goobers like: the brick troll, that motherfucker outside Laurence, those two shitwhales in hamlet and the ẃ̵̟͂̃ỉ̶̪͝ͅn̵̺̈̉t ͈̮̩́̒̅e̵̺̫̹̎͌r̶̯̰̅ ̡̖̄̈́̕l̴̪̕͠a ̲̎̀͂n ̞̝͌t ͇̭̹͌̾e ̮̊r̶̟̝̊̐n ̬̼̟̔s̴̡̳̑. In the game you walk through areas like: London, hell, Dublin AND EVEN CELTIC BURIAL GROUNDS! Unlike other games bosses aren't just hard, they're a dickflattening CBT session which happens like clockwork, except the goddamn witches of hemwick, but we don't talk about them. We don't talk about Micolash either... Marry me please Micolash... Anyways, in bloodborne the goal is eating babies, their umbillical chords, injecting yourself with HIV blood, getting banished to the ninth dimension by t ̱͇̪̑h̶͓̰̖̙̪͈̀͊̓̎̾e̵̤̯͇̍ ̨̔̈̊͋̈́͘͠a̴̰͚̐̈́̋̄͘ḿ̴̨͎̹͖̫̭͂̾̚ͅy ̨̗̱͓͌̔͘g̶̼͖̈́d ̛̲͈̟͉͍̠̀͛̇͛̓̿̚ã̴̤̖̎͆͘ľ̵͍͇̳͆̍̈́̽̑̚a ̧̧̯̜̥̤͋͊̿̀͑š̴̞̠͖̪̖̲̚͝, not having sex with gerhman, not dying and last but not least... fisting pigs. Oh yeah, you can do that. After traveling to Unlondon you unlock the powerful ability to give pigs a violent prostate exam. Be sure to check out the cum dungeon for free cum.
Enlightened 1: a ̨̍š̴̬ ̞̃s̴͇͘a ̟̎i ̾͜d̶̤͛ ̼̔ĩ̴̩n̶͔͒ ̶̡̿Bloodborne .̴̲͠.̵̯̊.̵̰͗ ̡̉g ͚̍a̴͇͆i ͙̈́n ̜͊ ̴̻̊m̶̝̆o̴͉̅r ̱̏ẹ̶͒ ̵͕̑ě̵̝y̵̡̆e ̣̇s̵̬͊
Enlightened 2: Y ̡̧̧̛̮̜̤̙͓̞̱̝̱̽̊̆͋̓̿̈̀̊̊̋̿̅̔̔́͌̄̉͂̈͂̿̌͐̈́͒̅̃̈́̂̓̓̈́̾̆̀̒̃͂̿͆̎̃̀̏͊̍͋̒̍̍̎̑͘̕͘̕͠͝͠e ̛͍̲̳̱̤̮̩̯͈͕̳͎̬͆͛́͌́̍̌̀̏̂͑̂̿̓̀̋̀́͐̽̾̆̓͌͋̔̌̓́͒͋̊̋͋͐͊̍̎͋̒͋̐̕̕̚̕͘͠ͅͅs ̢̲̰͓̭͓̹͎̩̫̤̣͎̱͇̍̀̀̒̉̉͑̋͑͆̏̄̃͌̾̔̉̊̄̋̈͂̀̏͑͂́͒̏̍̋͑͘͝͝͝͝ ̛̟͙͇͈̠͈͍̭͕̰̖̯̭̱͈̬̟̮̳̳̾̾́̄̊͑̾̏̓̀͜͜ͅm ̛̛̛̛͙̱̺̥̘̜̝̘̩̥̜̙̔̆̂̍̒̄̉͊̀̐́̂͋̔̽̐͗̂̓́̎͌̇̀̾̽̈́̈̊̂̈́̂́̋̃̄͆̏̿̽̎̈́͑̏̀͑̋̿͒̒̍̿̕̚̚͘̕̕̕͝͠͝͝͠y ̨̢̡̡̨̨̛̬͕̼̠͙̦̪̖͓̼͖̬̠̞͙̳͔̯̪̯̺̞̻̙͎̟̰̮̹̙̤̭͙͙̖̖̝͊͂̏̅͒̈̄̇̀͛͂̅̽̐̿͑̾̋̾͛̇̈̇͛̀̓̽̈́̂̈́̎̒́͒͛̆̋̚̕͘̕͝͝͠͠͝ͅͅ ̛̱̝̪̜͍̬͆̏̎̾̉͌̓̈́͛͛͂̒̑́͐̄́̑̃̊̓̽̋̂̽͊̽́͒͋̽͛̀̾̀̑́̚͝m̴̢̢̡̨̡̨̧̨̗̼̼̗̠̰̗͕͕͕͕̬̮̳̥̜̮͙̲̩͙̦̭̭͕̦̰̰̲̫̩̮̤̥͇̮͖͍͓̩̘̪̤̺̟͎͍̥͙̮̯͇̗͎̗͎̜̮̗̜̐̏̓͂̿̓̇̎̄͑̓̋̓͛̍̊̂̐̏̒̊́͑̎̉̀̎̚͘͜͜͜͝ͅa ̨̡̛̱͉̯͍̬̥̙̰̱̭̻̞̪͎̱͓͕̹͉̈́͌̇̋̑̈́̅͑͂̀̉̃̋̔͂̐͂̇͆͘͜͜͠s̵̨̢̧̗̻͇̤̝͉̫̙̻̖̤͍̗̜͎͔̖̠͙̙̤̤͉̞̤͇̠͇̙̞͎͓̰̮̠̟̟͈̖̫̲̹̗̲̫̣̺͔̑̓̿͊́̈́̎̏̐̍͂̂̏̀͒̈́͛̔̅̚̚̕͜͜͠͠t ̨̛̛̛̦͚̗̻̼̹͔̙̖͔̳̠̋̀̆͂̑̉̏͗̏̈́̌̔̊̈́̀̅̾̑̑̈̀̄͒̓͌͛̀͋̈̀̒̆́̊̐̓̀̓̉͒͑̄̀̾̀͊͐̈̏͌̅̓̈̃̋̾̀̕̕̕̚͘̕͜͠͝͠ͅȩ̵̡̖̭͇͓̬͈̗̭̙̪̖͉͙͙͎̤͎̰̮̠̰̥̰͉̜̥̮̤̥̦̞͎̳̙̣̗̬̭̜̲͕͍͙͖̙̩͈̖̍́́͐̿́̈́͛͜͝ͅr ̨̨̧̢̢̢̛̛̯̹͍͈͍̲̟͎͈̠̠̞̩̩̰̱̻̲͕͕͇̗̭̪̩̞̜̰͎̰̘͚͓͙̹̪̖̳̬̠̗̲̝͈̖̥̱̟̭̥̺̝͓͕͉̻̠̖̻͊̃̀͋͐̊̿̾̀̂͆̉͐̒̾̋͂͒̐̉̄͂́̓̈́͊̐̑̀́̔̈͋̌͑̍̃͑̚͜͜͝͠ͅ. ̧̢̧̢̨̧̛̱̱̻̻̜͈͎̭͕͇̤̟̖͓̖̗̥̝̫̭̥̮̰͓͕͈̭͙͔̻̻̥̪̼͈͉̹͇͉̳̰͍̭̾̈́̔͆͋̂̃̌̄͋̑͂͐͆̈́́̋̉̈̌̃͌̓̅͂̃͂̓̀͘͘͝͠ͅͅͅ ̧̢̨̢̨̛̛̤̦͖͚̻̞̲̺̜̮͉̖͖̗͎̦̫̤̏̽͊́͂͛̓̈́̊̈̈̈́͂̋̇͐́͒̌͌͊͊̓̈́͘̕͝

Bloodmilk 

When you bite into a lactating woman's titties in order to drink both blood and milk.
"oh man, my mom brought home a real dirtbag last night. He bloodmilked her and now the baby is starving."
Bloodmilk by Windusblack November 16, 2015

Bloodilingus 

The act of performing oral sex on a woman during menstruation, especially without a tampon inserted.
1. Despite his religious beliefs as an Orthodox Jew, Mr Cohenstein indulged his guilty pleasure of bloodilingus with his wife every month.

2. Eyvindur the man-eater has been been able to successfully manage his cannibalistic sexual urges by establishing sexual relationships with menstruating women and performing prolonged and exuberant acts of bloodiligus until his bedroom looks like a murder scene.

Bloodborne 

Bloodborne by Bladikai September 12, 2021

bloodvill 

The coolest audio maker on roblox and a overweight hyper active autist with anger problems also hes fucking 5'10 and fat a huge fat throbbing cock that he never shows
Hey Whats up my nigga bloodvill!
bloodvill by nigganator101 November 2, 2020
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
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piddlefart

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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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