blood face

when you hook up with someone and one of you gets a bloody nose and the other person gets a blood smear all over their cheek, obviously a sign that the hookup was a bad idea

-Hey did you hear that Mike and Liz hooked up in the shed?
- Yeah, he totally gave her a blood face

blood face by megashady May 25, 2011

you got blood on your face you big mistake

You just wanted a mug that sang we will rock you. I know. YOU F- no no no I love that song too lol

I wAnTeD a wE WiLl rOcK yOu MuG. You got blood on your face you big mistake 💯🤧😏

you got blood on your face you big mistake by -Harmony edber July 7, 2021

drink blood from the face of your cat 

This is a slang term from mid derbyshire used as an insult. You are telling someone you want to swallow their mothers period blood. It derives from the slang term "pussy" otherwise known as cats.

If you don't shut up i'll drink blood from the face of your cat!

drink blood from the face of your cat by CuntHunterGinger May 20, 2011

Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood 

The thing that your friend will always remember

“Yo, do you know what I’m thinking right now?”
“Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood??”
“Cmon”

Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood by LZ22 October 17, 2019

bloody face 

when your eatin a gurl out. and she starts her period in your mouth.

Dude i was eatin this gurl out last night and the bitch gave me a bloody face.

bloody face by Adam aka 1337 October 17, 2007

Bloody smiley face 

When u girl is on her period after sex pull out and draw a smiley face on her stomach with your penis

Ya dawg last night I did the bloody smiley face on my girl last night cuz she been quite bitchy lately

Bloody smiley face by Me. Cock catapult September 18, 2020

bloodyfacessfan 

bloodyfacessfan is my fav person ever shes so hot yeah shes really cool and shes like yeah k

i love bloodyfacessfan shes nice sometimes...

bloodyfacessfan by hotsaucecookies214 August 20, 2021