3 definition by abcd_z

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A statement that something doesn't make much sense. It's a shortened form of the concept "try to figure that one out."
Mr. Wong: Yes, Wong very racist. Don't like black. Don't like Jew either. But black and Jew love Chinese food. Go figure.
by abcd_z February 13, 2012

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A complex manouevre that involves closing one eye whilst keeping the other one open.
The Doctor: Since encountering the Weeping Angels, I've been trying to come up with a counter-measure, and I've finally figured one out.
The Doctor: I call it 'blonking'.
The Doctor: Of course, it's probably only Time Lords who can do it.
by abcd_z August 12, 2010

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The guy at the top is incorrect! It's really me!
All hail the mighty ME!
by abcd_z July 28, 2004

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