bar-rister

a person who has two jobs and is considered an expert in both fields. By day he is an attorney and his job at night is at Starbucks.
Overheard at Chinese restaurant Wonton & Wilfu, NYC.
"If you´re really planning to sue the Koffee Bin, Inc.
you need an expert. I know a great bar-rister.
by Mayuura December 03, 2007
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wickedpedia

An encyclopedia where one can look up crimes and profiles of people who have committed heinous acts.
I'm not familiar with serial murderers but google Wickedpedia...you're sure to find a complete list of all kinds of crimes with explicit details like who, what, when, why and how.
by Mayuura September 06, 2014
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up...your ante

an unconscious(sic) desire for social intercourse
with a relative.
DON´T!! If you´re planning to up...your ante or for that matter anyone else´s ante think twice. You could be arrested for incest.
by Mayuura December 03, 2007
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bitchual

any ritual that becomes oppressive - where you have to be present or else...
Thanksgiving time - another bitchual with the in-laws.
by Mayuura December 01, 2007
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ripple effect

is caused by a bunch of kleptomaniacs
in a store, ripping off the same item.
Store owners get nervous as it puts
their customers under duress.
'xcuse me, can´t find the condoms.
what aisle please?"
"Sorry maam, we're out of them. We had
a problem yesterday...you know, hmm the ripple effect.
by Mayuura December 03, 2007
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hillyrious

A delirious state of hero worship for Hillary. An unmistakable condition where staunch supporters of Hillary show they would go to any length to prove their faith in her.
Dude: Did ya watch the news last nite?
Simple Simon: You kidding or what...was deep into American
Idol. Wha was so hot anyways?
Dude: The crowds braving the sleet and snow, they
must really love her...they were all hillyrious.
Simple Simon: Her, who?
Dude: The American Idol - Hillary.
by Mayuura January 11, 2009
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men-o-pause

A pause from men. A break from the bitchuals of dating. A temporary state of bliss.
Daisy, you dating anyone?
Nah, not now.
I know this great guy, has a Harley David & Son. Interested?
Nah, thanks, am going through men-o-pause.
by Mayuura January 11, 2009
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