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when a girl is giving a guy head while he is taking a crap

man last night my girlfriend gave me a blokan but the smell was horrid

blokan by bobbert111222333 April 18, 2009

Words you can keep

Cocaine is brokane

Cocaine is brokane mean that cocaine is broken. It means that Cocaine HCl and Freebase Crack will ruin your life. Don't try cocaine, try 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate) plus booze, Prilintane, Kratom, D,L-Deprenyl, Flodafinil (Flmodafinil, Fluoromodafinil, Lauflumide, Bisfluoromodafinil), Speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine), Arecoline Hydrobromide, and Methylphenidate. And cocaine only last 90 minutes and is bad for your brain and heart. 4F-MPH last for 2 to 4 hours and is safer and cheaper than cocaine. Sometimes Ritalin, Modafinil, and Armodafinil are prescribed for cocaine addiction as they're safer and less addictive. Cocaine is brokane! Cocaine is brokaine!

Roberto: I was hooked on cocaine for 3 years and lost thousands and thousands of dollars. Good thing they prescribed Ritalin in rehab. I'm 6 months clean of cocaine. Cocaine is brokane!

Cocaine is brokane by HawaiianPunch1 July 9, 2023

Related Words

blokan • blorange • Blogan • Bokani • Bokang • Bookane • Blojangles • blokay • bloken • bookanits

Cocaine is brokane

Cocaine is brokane is a phrase to warn you how dangerous cocaine is. It sounds like cocaine is broken.

Dennis tried cocaine and got addicted, now he's living in the streets. Cocaine is brokane!

Cocaine is brokane by CognitiveFuel July 11, 2023

brokanese

When you are broke and speak in an envious way.

Every time I see you, you speaking brokanese asking me for money.

brokanese by migos2 January 11, 2014

Bokang

Bokang is the most beautiful person ever. Her heart is made of gold and she loves everyone. She is known as super intelligent and she has a radiant smile. She is a baller and doesn't mind spending money on people she loves. She has a rocking body and always has nice hairstyles. Her jokes are really funny

Did you see Bokang?
Yea she is so nice and funny

Bokang by Sharkeshiazile May 24, 2016

bloganism

Pertaining to the mechanics of blogging and how a few highly valued sources can spread propaganda far without scrutiny.

So Facebook's value rose exponentially immediately after going public? Sheer bloganism at play I reckon.

bloganism by m0r1arty June 12, 2012

Blogan

A Blow Job given by a high school girl to a college guy.

Hey man I heard Baker got a blogan from a high school girl at the party last night.

Blogan by Sethamphetamine Bergler July 28, 2011

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026