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A blog where juicy digibits of poorly executed global domination plots exist along with daily rantings and inappropriate humor. Composed by felines because, as we all know, felines are inherently deficient in the area of grammar and sentence structure.
I can haz a blogz now pleaz. I was readingz ur blogz n... u needz srs help.
blogz by LittleMsSocio August 28, 2010
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A better way of saying that no one cares. It can be changed, yet mean the same thing. Such as:

Cool man, Blog it.
Update the blog.
Go ahead and blog that for me.
Oh shit Zed, I just realized that KEGE is 20nm north of here.

Blog it.

It's an ORBX airport.

Write a book.
Blog it by Swivel Chair Patrol January 2, 2017
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night blogger 

when people on tumblr question life
and really need to go to bed
a typical night blogger (1)

tumblr user1: "how do mermaids masturbate?"
tumblr user2: "its time to step away from the internet"

urban dictionary browse categories vote store blog 

just so, so bored. you cant do anything other than type the urban dictionary menu bar
brad: please kill me im so bored
jo-ann: urban dictionary browse categories vote store blog

Urban Dictionary Browse Store Blog Type any word here... URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITEN BY YOU Define a Word TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE © 1999-2021 Urban Dictionary ® ads•terms of service•privacy•dmca bugs•help•data subject request 

congratulations you have just reached the max amount of boredom you can ever reach on the planet
do you even have anything else better to do than this???????
Urban Dictionary Browse Store Blog Type any word here... URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITEN BY YOU Define a Word TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE © 1999-2021 Urban Dictionary ® ads•terms of service•privacy•dmca bugs•help•data subject request is every word you see on the Urban Dictionary website (excluding the definition you first see)

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You've already typed out urban dictionary browse categories vote store blog, define.php?term=, Type any word..., and Top Definition, but you're still so bored i want to die, so you have to search what's on the right side of the dictionary.
Raven: dude stop saying you're bored. Get up and do somethin'.

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Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog 

The greatest thing Neil Patrick Harris has ever been in. It it a Musical Comedy, roughly 45 minutes long, about a city villian who wants to make it into the Evil League of Evil, defeat his Arch-Nemisis Captain Hammer (corporate tool), and impress the girl of his dreams. Has many hilarious quotes, and a large fanbase.
"Did you see Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog yet?'
"Naw, dude, I was too busy"
"*shoots kneecaps off of the other guy*"
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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