A very much REAL, carnivorous blob of jelly-like substance. Mr Blobby has the ability to grow, shrink or change shape at will but generally looks like a slimy beanbag with two stick-like arms. He is extremely bad tempered and has a tendency to attack first, ask questions later. (or never) He was formed by the tears of a young girl who had recently had her heart broken. Mr Blobby popped into existence, ATE HER TORMENTOR and from that day on became INVINCIBLE!
WATCH OUT MRBLOBBY IS COMING TO EAT YOU! OM NOM NOM!
Age: 14
Race: Dragonborn
Class: Warlock General Personality: Likes to search out anything fun or interesting but tends to become unreasonable in the heat of battle and is completely happy being in solitude or a massive crowd as long it is interesting. However, he shows pain behind his eyes. He also takes pride and stride in post things he does.
Ben: Sup bitches, Eris is back and better then ever. This shy betamale bitch is actually a hunk in disguise, and his nerdy obssession with dragons and fucking liches makes him his team's ultimate chad. Eris was raised in Chadtown, New Chadsey, by a family of chads. His sorcerous ability stems from his dragon heritage. The rarity of golden dragons makes his lineage powerful enough that he could become a prodigy in Morgrave, alongside the rest of his team.
A band created by two soldiers from the Alabama Army National Guard while serving in Afghanistan. They are known for writing songs making fun of fellow soldiers who do something only a freakin' moron would do. Known FOB wide for their first hit BWS or Black Water Soldier, they have also written hits such as Sergeant of the Week, Have it Your Way, and Kyle's Song.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!