Blobbity Globbity, or "Crotch Fat", applies to people who have an otherwise fit/attractive body, but have a roll of jiggily fat between the stomach and thighs, where the only phrase that can be used to describe this humurous misfortune is Blobbity Globbity

"so you fucked Brian? How was it?"
"gross. he had so much blobbity globbity i almost puked"

blobbity globbity by sonni insane June 26, 2006

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blobbily

(adj)A blob shaped substance that wobbles

"Look at that blob of jelly wobbling."
"Yeah it's so blobbily."

"My teacher made some weird blobbily stuff in chemistry yesterday."

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Blobbit

A black hobbit

The blobbit found a village in the shire, free of racial discrimination. He/she was content.

Blobbit by Don cheadle October 24, 2012

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Blobbit

A male human with not enormous, but pudgy cheeks.

What's up, Blobbit Boy? Ya"ll got cheeks like a blue whal!

Blobbit by BlobbitBoy October 25, 2010

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Blobbit

When you don't want to use a bad word, because you're in front of your parents, or you just don't feel like saying a bad word. Relative to "Fuck it"

Bob: "Oh, blobbit, my phone just died"

Mom: "It's a shame. I really wanted to record my sextape"

Blobbit by picklessssssss March 17, 2013

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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