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blobbity 

1. An expression used in frustration
2. Chunky cum that is used to build igloos
1. FUCKING BLOBBITY!
2. Dave built a cum castle with blobbity.
blobbity by Nova Mercato December 24, 2003

blobbity globbity 

Blobbity Globbity, or "Crotch Fat", applies to people who have an otherwise fit/attractive body, but have a roll of jiggily fat between the stomach and thighs, where the only phrase that can be used to describe this humurous misfortune is Blobbity Globbity
"so you fucked Brian? How was it?"
"gross. he had so much blobbity globbity i almost puked"
(adj)A blob shaped substance that wobbles
"Look at that blob of jelly wobbling."
"Yeah it's so blobbily."

"My teacher made some weird blobbily stuff in chemistry yesterday."
blobbily by Happy Robin Inc. April 18, 2009
The blobbit found a village in the shire, free of racial discrimination. He/she was content.
Blobbit by Don cheadle October 24, 2012
A male human with not enormous, but pudgy cheeks.
What's up, Blobbit Boy? Ya"ll got cheeks like a blue whal!
Blobbit by BlobbitBoy October 25, 2010
When you don't want to use a bad word, because you're in front of your parents, or you just don't feel like saying a bad word. Relative to "Fuck it"
Bob: "Oh, blobbit, my phone just died"

Mom: "It's a shame. I really wanted to record my sextape"
Blobbit by picklessssssss March 17, 2013