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A male human with not enormous, but pudgy cheeks.
What's up, Blobbit Boy? Ya"ll got cheeks like a blue whal!
Blobbit by BlobbitBoy October 25, 2010
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When you don't want to use a bad word, because you're in front of your parents, or you just don't feel like saying a bad word. Relative to "Fuck it"
Bob: "Oh, blobbit, my phone just died"

Mom: "It's a shame. I really wanted to record my sextape"
Blobbit by picklessssssss March 17, 2013

Bobbittize 

(verb) To "bobbittize" a man, is the act of a scorned, angry or mental woman cutting off his penis, for revenge. The act of bobbittizing a man comes from the sordid marriage of John Wayne Bobbitt and his crazy wife, Lorena Bobbitt.

They had difficult relationship which gained worldwide notoriety for an incident in 1993 when Lorena severed or bobbittizd John's penis with a knife. The penis was subsequently surgically re-attached.

During the night of June 23, 1993, John Wayne Bobbitt arrived at the couple's home in Manassas, VA, highly intoxicated after a night of partying. He then raped his wife Lorena. Afterwards, she got out of bed and went to the kitchen. There she noticed a carving knife on the counter and "memories of past domestic abuses raced through her head." She re-entered the bedroom where John was sleeping and proceeded to cut off or "bobbittize" approximately 2.5cm, nearly half of his penis.

After assaulting her husband, Lorena left the apartment with the severed penis, drove a short while, then rolled down the car window and threw the penis into a field. Realizing the severity of the incident, she stopped and called 911. After an exhaustive search, the penis was located, packed in ice, and taken to the hospital where John Bobbitt was being treated.

His cock was reattached during a nine-and-a-half-hour operation.
When John Wayne Bobbitt came home drunk the evening of June 23, 1993, he raped his wife Lorena Bobbitt.

Lorna went nuts, grabbed a knife and cut off his penis. That crazy bitch bobbittized him !
Bobbittize by Juke Boxx Hero November 3, 2011

bobbitise 

To chop off a guy's dick, most likely with a steak knife. It originated from a woman named Lorena Bobbit, who sliced off her husband's penis in 1993.
If you say another word, I will bobbitise you.
bobbitise by mcnuggetdestroyer February 3, 2018
(adj)A blob shaped substance that wobbles
"Look at that blob of jelly wobbling."
"Yeah it's so blobbily."

"My teacher made some weird blobbily stuff in chemistry yesterday."
blobbily by Happy Robin Inc. April 18, 2009
Someone who's very laid back and chill. Gets LOTS of pussy on the daily and has a never ending dooby.
Damn you seen Bobbito last night? He had hella bitches.
bobbito by cvmslvt November 6, 2017