blivey 

Ten pounds of shit in a five-pound bag.

The salesman was so rude and obnoxious that I would have hit him with a blivey if I'd had one.

blivey by Debbie123 April 12, 2007

blimey mate 

When the Bri'ish person is sus

Blimey mate, least I don't get shot while doin maffs in skewl. Also, you Americans don't have free elfcare. Quite sad innit?

blimey mate by TotallyNotAnIdiot January 4, 2021

BlimeyCow 

BlimeyCow is a comedy Youtube Channel which stars siblings Jordan and Josh Taylor and Josh's wife Kelli Taylor. They are known for being very sarcastic in their videos and having Christian themes. They currently have 2 different weekly shows. Messy Monday's is usually about a trending or controversial topic. Jordan's Messyges are videos where viewers send in their questions and Jordan answers them.

Bryson: "Have you seen that new BlimeyCow episode? It was hilarious!"

Me: "Yeah I did! Jordan is so sarcastic!"

BlimeyCow by LoveAddict5 June 21, 2014

Gor blimey 

A minced oath: a contraction of the phrase "God Blind Me". An expression of shocked, unhappy surprise. Used mostly in the UK, even though "God Blimey" was used in 1922 book 'Ulysses'.

Gor Blimey! This music sucks arse!

Gor blimey by Pookle Iam November 9, 2013

Blimeycow 

A youtube channel that's good because it's actually Christian rather than just bland pretend to be happy media marketed to people who go to church on Sunday sometimes. Maybe. If the weather is nice.

"Man, those Blimeycow guys are actually talking about things that happen in real life! Who knew Christianity had anything to do with that?"

Blimeycow by happytocoexist December 2, 2013

Blimey 

an expression used when you are flabbergasted at someones actions.

sam: just won my 1000 game of poker in a row.
spud: blimey! your having a laugh mate.

Blimey by spudlockage November 9, 2014

blivet

ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Andy IS a blivet.

blivet by Dave Knapp January 23, 2003