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blitzo adopted Loona
by :D Jevil grill September 26, 2020
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Blitzo

An ugly piece of shit from Helluva Boss that kills people for money. This assclown is also known to be a self-important, selfish, and manipulative asshole that thinks he's superior to everyone else.
Person 1: Hey dude, do you know Blitzo? He's played by Brandon Rogers.
Person 2: Yeah, fuck him and his stupid character!
by literal asshole May 21, 2023
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The_Real_Blitzo

The Daddy©™ of r/Dailyfnafmemes.
u/AubergineDegenerate: "I was talking with The_Real_Blitzo, he said the new Helluva Boss episode was bullshit.
by Goofy Nigga Doin Shit June 25, 2024
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Calling Blitzkrieg

When a sales force goes on a calling spree to generate new sales.
When I call 50 people in a row trying to sell cars, I'm on a Calling Blitzkrieg!
by Turbo Beast March 10, 2011
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The Curse of the Blitz

The Curse of the Blitz is a phenomenon that occurs whenever a person repeatedly misses something unbelievably awesome by walking out of a room full of people. It is unclear whether the person's presence/absence is the determining factor in these events. What is known is that it is more than just coincidence and the curse can be passed from one person to another.
Man1: Dude, right after you left the room, the laws of physics disappeared and the laws of awesome, tripled.

Man2: Aw, man...

Man 1: It's the Curse of the Blitz, dude.
by rhastings88 November 30, 2010
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Brown Blitz

When one person defecates into the mouth of another, while that person masturbates vigorously.
After eating all those beans and laxatives, it was a great night for the brown blitz!
by Libnut buttchunk April 15, 2020
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Fitness Blitz

To start a diet, a new exercise regimen, or any form of health binge.

Frequently shortened to "blitz".
"Want to split a pizza?"
"No man, I'm on a fitness blitz."
by MEEEEE KO January 10, 2009
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