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ding-a-ling bling

The act of bedazzling the male genital region with crystals and bling.
Honey, what do you think of my ding-a-ling bling?
It's sooo cute!
Just trying to make it prettier for you!
ding-a-ling bling by Nat88 March 19, 2012

ding-a-ling bling

To bedazzle the male genital region with stick-on crystals.
Scott: I surprised my wife with some ding-a-ling bling.
Jeremy: How did she like that?
Scott: She loved it. She said it made everything sparkle.
ding-a-ling bling by Silly8875 February 10, 2012

bing-a-ling 

A friend, although abnormal, one is still close to...typically added to the end of a name...of a staff member...at camp on the boulder...
Hello Kaitlyn...bing-a-ling...I want to play with you.

I want to play with you too!

blingaling 

A stupid and materialistic person who plays with their jewelry instead of paying attention.
The teacher says, "hey blingaling, stop playing with your necklace and open your book up."
blingaling by heathcat October 16, 2010

Blingalingydingdong 

the bling that lings around, while buying a ding dong, and get dong dinged
when somebody's bling, lings around, then comes to life, and buys a ding dong and gets hit on the head, because he really stole the ding dong, therefore he gets dong dinged, meaning.(eg. WOW, look at that Blingalingydingdong).
Blingalingydingdong by Wolstenholme December 10, 2008
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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