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a term to describe an able-visioned person who doesn't see an item in the distance. not to be offensive to actual blindoes, people who cant see. when someone commits the act of being a blindo, a witness must scream "blindo" in a high pitched yet vicious voice.
"Hey look Kayla, there's the mall"
"Where?"
"Over there, BLINDO!"
blindo by may-gun January 1, 2009
Something that is obvious to everyone else except for you, as you can't see it; especially in chess.
He made a move I didn't even see and won a piece. I'm a total blindo!
Blindo by Mike Shields September 28, 2024
a slur-like word used against people with bad eyes and glasses may not be used by people with good eyes
boy with 20/20 vision: omg i can’t believe you can’t see that, Blindo!

girl with bad eyes: you can’t say that it’s a slur and it’s not my fault i can’t see
blindo by stinkymjgaygaygay August 14, 2026

Blindo or blendo 

Whimsical combination of "blind" and "bender" or" blender" .

As we can use it like what a "big blindo blender "
Big blindo blender

Blindo or blendo is a funny and playful informal word .
Blindo or blendo by Kittysrivas June 15, 2024

Cringe blindness 

Cringe blindness occurs when someone is unaware of either the cringey behavior around them or their own cringey behavior. Cringe blindness leads to a lack of any self-awareness or ability to notice social cues. Finally, an individual suffering from cringe blindness will be unaware of their suffering or the suffering of those around them.
Vincent was dancing around the graduation with a towel on his head and kept groping men's shoulders when taking group photos. It was clear to those around that he was suffering from cringe blindness.
Cringe blindness by 1014Tyme May 3, 2021

Dog Shit Licked Eyed Blindness

That drunk, one eye is closed the other is half open & bloodshot.
Did you see bobby last night, he had total dog shit licked eyed blindness
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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