blind blown 

When you aren’t aware that you have typed a phrase out incorrectly because you assumed that you typed out the same phrase as the one in your head. So now you are blind blown because you are unable to recognize your spelling error

Carla: “This boy has my blind blown”
Lee: “blind blown” ??
Carla: “Omw, in my mind I was still reading it as ‘mind blown’ ”
Lee: “ Oooh it looks like we’ve just coined a new term”

blind blown by Eddy Boi November 8, 2022

Blonde Blind 

Being "blonde blind" refers to the tendency for many men to ignore or be oblivious to a woman's less-than-attractive facial features just because she has blonde hair. This blindness is especially profound when the woman also has large breasts or is wearing enough make-up to further the illusion of attractiveness. Often, prettier brunettes and red-heads are ignored by men altogether if these women are in the company of, or are in close proximity to, a girl with any shade of blonde hair, no matter what the blonde looks like facially.

Eddie could tell his jockish friends were blonde blinded by the girl sitting at the bar. They were ignoring the gorgeous brunette behind the counter just to ogle the bleach blonde with horse-teeth, a hooked nose, and way too much make-up.

Blonde Blind by GoodTaste November 2, 2012

is u blonde or is u blind 

when you ask a female if she's stupid or just can't see

Why would you let that man do those things to you is u blonde or is u blind?

is u blonde or is u blind by darkestdarci April 30, 2023

is u blond or is u blind 

basically a way to ask if someone is dumb or just has really bad eyesight

(i.e. it's a rhetorical question)

This guy headbutted me in the store and I asked 'is u blond or is u blind'

is u blond or is u blind by darkestdarci March 21, 2023

blonde leading the blind 

to be used in place of, "blind leading the blind".

Those two going hunting together is like the blonde leading the blind.

blonde leading the blind by iluvmako December 27, 2011

Bland on Blond 

Watching girl on girl action, but with one of the aforementioned ladies much less attractive than the other

I went to Keiths the other night as he had some new lezzie films, in this one film this stunning blond bird was scissoring off with a double edged crystal wand with this right minger - it was a typical case of "Bland on Blond

Bland on Blond by cheffykins August 8, 2010

snow-blond 

Snow -blond is when your outside and there is so much snow that you have a blond moment and do something stupid.

During a winter storm some drivers get snow-blond and have accidents.

snow-blond by jpg3 March 8, 2015