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cross with a rimkin and blumkin wich is blow job will taking a dump and a rim job so dirty should not be attempted
where a man is taking a dump while a woman gives him a blow job while she licks his buthole while hes crappinp but he also is licking her buthole at the same time in a huge ball of filthy blimkin
blimkin by ricky veeta February 11, 2010
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Upper Dutch Blumkin 

the combination of an

Upper Decker (Pooping in the tank)
Dutch Oven (Farting - then pulling the covers over your partner's head)
and a Blumkin (Getting a blowjob while taking a dump)

In other words - Pooping in the tank while getting a blowjob with a towel over the blowjob giver's head

this is a class move - only performed at major burns (like Burning Man) or in Northern Virginia to settle a blood feud
I thought it was just an upper decker - but the fucker left a picture of my Mom giving him an upper dutch blumkin
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