blimkin

cross with a rimkin and blumkin wich is blow job will taking a dump and a rim job so dirty should not be attempted

where a man is taking a dump while a woman gives him a blow job while she licks his buthole while hes crappinp but he also is licking her buthole at the same time in a huge ball of filthy blimkin

by ricky veeta February 11, 2010

Upper Dutch Blumkin

the combination of an

Upper Decker (Pooping in the tank)
Dutch Oven (Farting - then pulling the covers over your partner's head)
and a Blumkin (Getting a blowjob while taking a dump)

In other words - Pooping in the tank while getting a blowjob with a towel over the blowjob giver's head

this is a class move - only performed at major burns (like Burning Man) or in Northern Virginia to settle a blood feud

I thought it was just an upper decker - but the fucker left a picture of my Mom giving him an upper dutch blumkin

by karnakdave July 28, 2011

blinking 12 generation

The typically 50+ year old individuals who have a blinking 12:00 on their VCR. These people frequently have difficulty understanding and using anything electronic or computer related. If they do use such devices, it will normally be only for exactly their use, no more.

My dad asked me to program a show on his VCR because he is a member of the blinking 12 generation.

by Mark Greenblatt July 3, 2005

Blinking trick

The blinking trick occurs when you are stoned out of your fucking mind and blinking while walking makes you speed up. It almost appears as if you can teleport. Blinking for long enough might make you turn into the flash or maybe even sonic the hedgehog.

Person 1: How the fuck are you moving so fast?
Person 2: I'm just using the blinking trick dumbass

by Yung Petrol January 22, 2020

blimmin'

UK slang.

A polite alternative to "bloody" and "bleedin'". Akin to "bloomin'" when used in conversation.

"Why are Eddie Murphy's newer movies all so blimmin' awful?"

Scott Mills (BBC Radio 1): "It's only blimmin' Friday!".

by FookIt June 15, 2009

Blimline Out

To leave abruptly without warning. To secretly exit with calculated precision, leaving a wake of confusion, and chaos behind. Premeditated departure from a position of responsibility, or authority.

He was feeling the pressure of responsibility, so he decided to Blimline out without warning.

by CiparBSV July 25, 2018

Ivan Bliminse

The invisible man, some one who does not exist in real life. Only records exists possibly on paper is given

Bliminse , Ivan Bliminse from Human Resources.

by Ivan Bliminse June 25, 2019