Blenge

A Blenge is a term for an item which is being described as possessing both the qualities of a Bellend and a Minge, but not in a positive way.
Most regularly used to describe someone who has done something either idiotic or rancid in an insulting manner.

Pronounced:-
Bl-en-juh

Don't bother talking to Dave, he's being a complete Blenge.

by Joooooosh February 9, 2010

blenge

'Blenge' is a cool Limavady saying for 'punch'

jesus sur i hit that boy there a quer BLENGE in his we face

by chris hunter July 12, 2006

blingeddy wowwow

The absolute coolest. All the kids are saying it. It's totally a thing.

Me: That song is blingeddy wowwow!
Ali: Daddy, that's not a thing.
Me: Blingeddy wowwow is totally a thing. It's international.

by Blingeddy wowwow January 25, 2019

I think I might have left the blender turned on

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.

(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*

by Daedalus Suburbanus April 6, 2011

Pet blinge

Fancy jewelry for pet collars and the like.

Fefe had a rhinestone collar for pet blinge.

by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

Blenheim

A small, and incredibly dull, town in New Zealand that is almost exclusively populated with retirees. It could be best described as a Retirement Village, due to the vinegar odor created by both the smell of both wine production and the incontinence of the locals. It has the highest sales figures for adult nappies in New Zealand.

Mate: Why does it smell of piss everywhere?

Other Mate: It's Blenheim.

by ThatsNotMyRealName September 15, 2021

Blender game

Two or more guys put there penis in a blender, the first one to pull out or get cut loses

"Damn i have a big dick i always lose the blender game"

by Redmovement March 19, 2015