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A term used by the sterotype 'charver' as an alternative to 'squashing', 'crushing' or 'splatting' an object.
'Who yee, ya daft cu*t... Im going to bledge ya fanny in win a Mel
Bledge by Geordie June 6, 2003
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The faith to save the new world in the 21st century. This was founded in honour of the presence of Bledge in and around Plymouth university, uk.
The place of worship is mainly the Sherwell Centre, however many people have been known to worship in the students union.
bledger - follower of bledge
Bledge by james cookworthy January 23, 2008
A flexibly term with many meanings, can be used in almost any situation.
Ow Keegan, have a bledge at Shola Ameboabie, hes a riiiight player
Bledge by SholaTheBoabiee August 14, 2010
A testicular wedgie caused by one's pants seam to ride up into the genital area and separate said balls in such a way it's uncomfortable.
Offspring of the 'moose knuckle'
"My pants were so tight they gave me a bledge."
I had a bledge so fierce my penis hemorrhage blood for days.
Bledge by Mr.Mcfly August 26, 2013
See "chav" for reference.

This term for the chav orginiated in Newport, South Wales (U.K.) and was based on "chavs" who weren't rich enough to purchase the burberry, they tend to wear tracksuits with the bottoms tucked into their socks. Usually with bad teeth and a vocabulary all of their own.
"I need to go over to AllSports and get a new pair of trainers for the gym..."
"...don't go there all the bledges are harassing the clerk for free reebok jackets."
Bledge by love_nothing June 5, 2005

Blodgetize 

to Blodgetize (v): to proclaim something as fact even though the information stated originates from deep inside one's ass. Most appropriate when making predictions of a company's stock price, earning estimates, or other financial related facts. Henry Blodget, the disgraced internet analyst, is known to have perfected the technique of passing off complete bullshit stock estimates as fact in the late 1990s and early 2000s.
Gene Muenster predicted there would be 600K iPads sold over Easter weekend. That way way off, he completely Blodgetized his estimates.
Blodgetize by ZeFrank April 5, 2010