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blazsted 

Being very drunk and high at the same time.
I got super blazsted at that party last night
blazsted by TheHighGuyz September 19, 2011
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Get blasted! 

a rallying cry to consume large quantities of alcohol in the hopes of becoming shit-faced drunk and blowing chunks; most commonly used in Wisconsin
"Hey you knobs! Get blasted!!!!!"

blasted drunk wasted hammered pissed plastered blitzed tanked intoxicated shit-faced
Get blasted! by Splooge Machine November 10, 2010

Flonger Blasted 

When you cover your fist in whipped cream and put a cherry on top if you're feeling brave enough, and then you shove your fist up someones asshole.
"I Flonger Blasted Suzie so hard last night."
"Oh yeah, I love getting Flonger Blasted."
Flonger Blasted by Xx_HACKER_xX December 12, 2015

Blasted Idiot 

Someone who acts stupid.
"You blasted idiot, what's wrong with you?!"
Blasted Idiot by BM goes to jail March 20, 2010

Blasted Idiot 

Someone who acts stupid.
"You blasted idiot, what's wrong with you?!"
Blasted Idiot by BM goes to jail March 20, 2010

Turbo Blasted 

The act of shitting all over the sides of the toilet and leaving the residue for someone else to find.
Man I went to the bathromm and someone turbo blasted the toilet
Turbo Blasted by SMOKE28g January 8, 2010
i was blasted last night dawg.
blasted by rotten ralph July 27, 2004
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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