A blastedcock is a recently sucked dick. This can only be defined as a blastedcock if the male erection was sucked by a gay man, if it was sucked by a hoe it won't count.
Cole: Yeah man, I got such a blastedcock right now.
John: This nigga GAY!
A total gagging whore who gets blasted in the face by anyone who will let her suck their dick. Typically has no self esteem and has had so many dicks in her that she is the lowest point of the evolution chain. Also has a sister who is the same, but acts like a princess. Also has Oprah arms.
Guy 1 "Boy, that Pam C. of Hampstead Maryland is a Squam Cum Blasted cock gobbler. She blew like 12 dudes last week."
Guy 2 "Oh and her sister took my load on her face just an hour ago."
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.