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Alternative spelling of blazek, employed only by the dyslexic and retarded.
Evan said he was getting so blazak, when in fact he was getting blazek. Evan is actually retarded, so we won't make fun of him any further at this time and place.
blazak by PaScale. January 15, 2006
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A form of onomatopoeia. Often used when referring to the noise a cat (or feline of any sort) makes when falling from a train moving at 66 miles per hour headed for San Fransico.
Pete: "Hey Chuck, what's up?"
Chuck: "I dunno...."
*suddenly* Feline: "BLAZAH!"
Pete: "Woah! What the hell was that?"
Chuck: "I dunno, but it sounded like a cat falling from a train running at 66 miles per hour headed for Boston."
Pete: "Noo.... more like San Fransico."
Chuck: "Yeah,you're right. What was I thinking?"
blazah by Stephen King October 21, 2003
An Emcee out of the suburbs of south london. Recently Realesed an album called, "The Orracle Of Blazah" You know you wana buy it.
MC Blazah Rocks. The Orracle Of Blazah is the best album out by far!
Blazah by Skyhawk February 3, 2005
Feeling blah-like, yucky, run down, or on the verge of just being in existence.
I feel so blazah today, I just can't seem to get it together.
blazah by seahunter February 3, 2009

blazakiss 

A counter-strike God that rips nuckaz.
blazakiss 21-0 killed jmc | CuZ-1H with headshot from AWP
blazakiss by mike March 8, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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