Totally insane; insane enough to fuck a bat.
May be used adverbially as an intensifier (e.g. "batfuck crazy") or on its own as an adjective.
May be used adverbially as an intensifier (e.g. "batfuck crazy") or on its own as an adjective.
You little sister is completely batfuck crazy. She was trying to smoke a coathanger.
Yea, she's totally batfuck man.
Yea, she's totally batfuck man.
by Pipe Downn January 20, 2009
Get the batfuck mug.n. a social event or dance to which the gentlemen involved invite the ugliest skanks that can be found in time for the occasion. A prize is usually awarded to the guy who brings the broad judged worst.
"Hey John. What say we organize a batfuck for Saturday night next."
"Kewl man! We haven't had one of those since last spring, and I know just the perfect hog. Yowsa!"
"Kewl man! We haven't had one of those since last spring, and I know just the perfect hog. Yowsa!"
by Ragnarok7 April 13, 2007
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Get the batfuck crazy mug.Said when a confluence of thought and/or action occurs during a conversation between two or more individuals. See: Poke, you owe me a coke, or the concept of a jinx, but without the imposed silence inherent in existing concepts.
This pejorative should be shouted and/or typed at any moment when both parties involved in a conversation type or say what is essentially the same concept (with allowances for differences in wording).
The declaration should especially come into play when this confluence occurs at several moments in the same conversation; the first instance might be unique, but three or more would justify loudly shouting "BATFUCK AND MUSTARD" from any available rooftops.
This pejorative should be shouted and/or typed at any moment when both parties involved in a conversation type or say what is essentially the same concept (with allowances for differences in wording).
The declaration should especially come into play when this confluence occurs at several moments in the same conversation; the first instance might be unique, but three or more would justify loudly shouting "BATFUCK AND MUSTARD" from any available rooftops.
A: I consider the cantaloupe to be an unnecessary fruit.
(simultaneously)
B: I no longer require cantaloupes in my repertoire of melons.
A and B (unison): BATFUCK AND MUSTARD!
B: Indubitably.
A: I need a beer.
(simultaneously)
B: I no longer require cantaloupes in my repertoire of melons.
A and B (unison): BATFUCK AND MUSTARD!
B: Indubitably.
A: I need a beer.
by unsquare June 19, 2007
Get the batfuck and mustard mug.When you go to the market and get a cheap bag that tears and your goods spill onto the ground. 2. When the drive thru attendant puts the wrong food in your bag.
Could you please double bag that beer I don't wanna get bagfucked in the parking lot!
Damn homie this ain't no carne asada...we got bagfucked!!
Damn homie this ain't no carne asada...we got bagfucked!!
by GanjaGus December 14, 2010
Get the Bagfucked mug.bat-fuck insane is the adjective meaning "in a state of bat-fuck insanity"
It is often used to qualify gravy, old bicycles, wizards and the like.
The symptoms of bat-fuck insanity include sudden urges to watch Batman, to fly, to succomb to the total madness of the woooooOOOrld, and to rip cats in shreds.
Contrary to unpopular belief, somebody who is bat-fuck insane is NOT more likely to become mad at a zoophile than to become mad about Zoophilia.
It is often used to qualify gravy, old bicycles, wizards and the like.
The symptoms of bat-fuck insanity include sudden urges to watch Batman, to fly, to succomb to the total madness of the woooooOOOrld, and to rip cats in shreds.
Contrary to unpopular belief, somebody who is bat-fuck insane is NOT more likely to become mad at a zoophile than to become mad about Zoophilia.
"My mom cut my cat in two, spread his internal organs on the table and started throwing plates at the TV"
"Congratulations ! and what did you do ?"
"I used my cat's kidneys to replace my ears because I couldn't hear the sound of the TV anymore"
"I totally hear you bro"
"well I can't hear you because I have no ears"
-A normal conversation between two bat-fuck insane people.
famous quotes :
"You am bat fuck insane" - Santa Claus after his shower.
"This cheese will sound good on your grave" - Deadmau5 to his dead mouse
"I like trains" - a certain guy
"Congratulations ! and what did you do ?"
"I used my cat's kidneys to replace my ears because I couldn't hear the sound of the TV anymore"
"I totally hear you bro"
"well I can't hear you because I have no ears"
-A normal conversation between two bat-fuck insane people.
famous quotes :
"You am bat fuck insane" - Santa Claus after his shower.
"This cheese will sound good on your grave" - Deadmau5 to his dead mouse
"I like trains" - a certain guy
by Omoraru January 28, 2012
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