blarghonk 

The entire dictionary of an alien language spoken by the creature encountered in the Red vs Blue "Blood Gulch Chronicles" series.

For more information, see wikipedia entry for "alien" on the RvB page.

What the blarghonk do you think you are doing?

blarghonk by skot123 March 5, 2008

blarghenheimer 

to put things under yur nutsack

dude ii blarghenheimered that weed

blarghenheimer by iimfly4awhiteguy February 20, 2009

blargonkey 

A slang term for anything contained in a blog or blog culture that is stupid. Since anything and everything in the blog culture is stupid, anything you see in a blog is old blargonkey.

Your blog is such a vapid cesspool of blargonkey. I hope you kill yourself and vlog it.

blargonkey by Andrew Weevlos November 19, 2005

blargonshnargle

A word that is said when one either cannot think of anything to say, or mumbles for an extended period of time.

1. Well, I thought... blargonshnargle!!
2. mrrgnshriforbastopin blargonshnargle.

blargonshnargle by Neill Peterson October 16, 2008

Blargonaut

A creature or being that feeds off the destruction of meaningful thought process. Oftentimes a host of a Blargonaut will be plagued with forgetfulness, blank stares, and an inability to maintain meaningful conversation. The reason behind the frusterated statement: Blarg!

"And as you can see after taking the inverse of the....wait...Blarg!!"
"He must have Blargonauts..."

Blargonaut by dnb February 19, 2003

Blargon 

The combination of the words "blog" and "jargon." Blargon is the term for words or phrases, common or not, that are used throughout the Blogosphere. Blargon is blogger "lingo."

Term coined by William Safire of the New York Times.

Since the "boom" of blogging, there's now too much blargon to keep up with.

Blargon by Adam Machado July 28, 2008

Blargony 

Sexual Frusteration.
Used when in a state of sexual frusteration.

"Blargony!! That guy is Hott"

Blargony by chikipoo April 26, 2010