blarb

What you call a human that has reached the fattest point known to man. These people are sometimes mistaken for bovine.

"Is that a cow in your living room?"
"No it's just one blarb SOB"

by B to the Rock December 13, 2004

blarb

noun. A blob of garbage.

I was throwing away my finished McDonald's when I saw a blarb at the bottom of the trash.

That blarb I stepped in Friday still smells up the garage.

by Sam Rothstein September 05, 2007

Blarb

A word that is an exuberance of emotion as a result of boredom.

The first guy: HEY BUDDY! What's up? Other guy: Blarb.

by Carlow Motowski December 26, 2004

Blarb

To blab awkwardly due to shocked confusion; compound of 'blab' and 'arg'.

Tom called Bill ugly to which Bill blarbed "WHAT!?"

by Muttemor August 24, 2020

Blarb

to smoke the maryjane

I just went to the beach and blarbed.

by Cheenies February 22, 2007

vic var snar blarbs

This phrase says what it means, and means what it says. It can be used in place of anything really, usually a phrase, but can be used in place of a word. Also good for when one wants to use a more colorful word or phrase but is in mixed company.

Jack: I love you, Sally.
Sally: Vic var snar blarbs.

Vic var snar blarbs! That was a hard test!

by The Word Gypsy December 14, 2017