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blablariton
It's a newly discovered particle, already existing for as long as humans on earth (or since humans started to speak and communicate). It is generated as soon as humans open their mouths to say something. It usually originates from blatant silly speech, incoherent thinking, self-aggrandisement, gossip and even in some cases, just a silly-looking face. Massive amounts (almost radioactive dosages) are found at cocktail parties, small talks, kitty parties and scientific conferences and workshops. At scientific conferences, the amounts are so large that they condense following Bose-Einstein statistics and start radiating coherently, in phase; which has been aptly called as the blaser. More research is being conducted currently.
Symptoms of exposure to blablaritons: you start feeling pukish and feel like hitting whoever is around you, after some conversation or after listening to talks at conferences.
Symptoms of exposure to blablaritons: you start feeling pukish and feel like hitting whoever is around you, after some conversation or after listening to talks at conferences.
blablariton by zeolite03 March 7, 2011
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klondike ger blar blar
The series of events or tasks that lead up to the eventual consumption or celebration of Klondike bars
klondike ger blar blar by Daniel and Erik August 6, 2007
blar blar blar
uhhh... kinda like, uhmmm...
"blah, blah, blah"
except used most often by Dutch chicks from NW Iowa.
"blah, blah, blah"
except used most often by Dutch chicks from NW Iowa.
blar blar blar by fathead October 21, 2004
Klondike Ger-blar-blar
A random series of events that lead up to a celebration involving Klondike bars or the consumption of Klondike Bars.
I am so sick of all this Klondike Ger-Blar-blar. Why don't we just start buying our own klondike bars?
Klondike Ger-blar-blar by Daniel Gfeld December 9, 2008
blarlarg
Imaginary pokemon believed to be born of a pile of turd and can shoot laser beams. Akin to Penisaur.
blarlarg by Joebobohobo January 5, 2009
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