Blarbie

Black Barbie dolls that my sister played with growing up. Always shoeless with braided hair and the smell of afrosheen or activator

Mom my brother want give me back my Blarbie. I need to straighten her hair

by Holden like Carl Molden July 20, 2023

Blarbie

Barbies ripoff. Her ripoff. @iamCrystal's definitions.

I'm Blarbie

by $EM!N@H4LL1W3LL June 9, 2022

Barbie Hammock

An absorbent item worn by a woman while she is menstruating, recovering from vaginal surgery, for lochia (post birth bleeding), abortion, or any other situation where it is necessary to absorb a flow of blood from a woman's vagina.

Big Lady had a very heavy period that evening and the Barbie Hammock she had borrowed from her daughters dolls house simply wasn't sufficient to plug the flow from the barn doors.. So she grabbed Dave's Ushanka hat and unceremoniously stuffed it in the stench trench in full view of the other guests..

by Drex Johnson October 23, 2012

lanny barbie

bangin hot canadian pornstar. her french accent is ridiculously sexy. penthouse model. half-sister of another pornstar, kimberly franklin. her name is sometimes spelled lanni barbie, lanny barby.

i wanna do lanny barbie

by ballerific March 21, 2007

Divorced Barbie

The Most expensive barbie there is.

Comes with Kens car, Kens house, Ken's computer, and Ken's dog.

Why does the divorced barbie cost $200?!

by IntAdd January 6, 2009

Bad Barbie

Pussy hoe that talks mad shit

Erin is one bad Barbie bitch.

by Hawtlittleshorty February 28, 2019

blonder than barbie

Dumber than even the dumbest blonde, an empty headed idiot with dyed blonde hair.

'I thought she was dumb,but she's blonder than Barbie

by AnnieBawdy May 16, 2017