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Blankness

A person who is always there
all the time,
NEVER LEAVING and is the reason people talk to themselves, but there not talking to themselves, there taling to the awesomeness that is blankness
Blankness and me are going out for coffee, wanna come?
but no one is-
YES THERE IS!
by Amanda Akahana June 16, 2011
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Cringe blindness

Cringe blindness occurs when someone is unaware of either the cringey behavior around them or their own cringey behavior. Cringe blindness leads to a lack of any self-awareness or ability to notice social cues. Finally, an individual suffering from cringe blindness will be unaware of their suffering or the suffering of those around them.
Vincent was dancing around the graduation with a towel on his head and kept groping men's shoulders when taking group photos. It was clear to those around that he was suffering from cringe blindness.
by 1014Tyme May 3, 2021
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That drunk, one eye is closed the other is half open & bloodshot.
Did you see bobby last night, he had total dog shit licked eyed blindness
by Greg_the_Smeg July 16, 2018
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Brow blindness

The lack of ability to see how ugly your eyebrows are.
"I wasn't sure if she was extremely surprised, or if she just had a facelift. Her eyebrows were distracting. - She must have been suffering from brow blindness"

"cdn.diply.com/img/11f2bb65-6983-4b3e-995b-3967bd29e877.jpg - This person is suffering from a serious case of brow blindness"

"Did you look yourself in the mirror when you did your eyebrows, or do you suffer from brow blindness?"
by Benny Frost October 16, 2014
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Cunt Blindness

1. The common eye disease which causes a person to overlook anyone who is a cunt or acting as such.

2. The aftermath of oral stimulation to a squirter.
1. Dude, im sorry i didnt see you, i suffer from cunt blindness

2. After a few minutes of fun, Steve had to get a towel to relieve his cunt blindness
by GamblinFaceDoctor May 25, 2010
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resume blindness

When somebody's impressive credentials cause other people to overlook their negative qualities.
I can't believed that he screwed his new girlfriend in my bed. He hadn't even broken up with me.

Really? Everyone wondered what you were doing with such a narcissistic asshole. Plus he was a cokehead. What did you see in him?

Well, we went to a good prep school and to an ivy league business school and worked for a prestigious investment bank on Wall Street. I never imagined that somebody like that could be so insensitive and cruel.

Hon, you are suffering from resume blindness. He's a jerk and an emotional midget. Get over him.
by AYYFRON July 5, 2010
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Don Blankenship

The meanest CEO (Chief Evil Officer) in America. He runs a criminal enterprise called Massey Energy. Since the turn of the century, 52 miners hae died in his coal mines in West Virginia. He is also known for poisoning people's drinking water by blowing off the tops of mountains to extract thin seams of coal and for busting unions so that miners cannot voice their claims about safety violations.
As the head of Massey Energy, Don Blankenship is criminally responsible for 29 deaths at Massey Energy's Upper Big Branch mine in West Virginia due to his repeated failure to listen to his miners about safety problems in his mines, especially those dealing with ventilation. He should spend the rest of his life in jail for these failures.
by DEA302 August 2, 2010
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