blank firing 

A military training system for firing rifles without bullets.

Blank firing: it’s like a vasectomy; all the fun and noise, but none of the consequences apart from having to clean up afterwards

blank firing by zizi_87 October 15, 2018

firing a blank 

Where you go to take a shit, but you only end up farting.

Thought I was bout to drop a hugeass deuce, but I just ended up firing a blank.

firing a blank by Dang Lin Wang LXIX November 12, 2015

firing blanks 

(v.) Shooting a gun loaded with 'blank' rounds that create smoke and noise, but bear no fruit from the barrel.


(v.) Ejaculating/shooting a penis which is impotent (the seminal fluid cannot contain sperm, hence it is 'blank'). After the owner of the penis going through the motions and making noise no fruit is born of the barrel.

His gun was firing blanks (weaponry)



His ...gun.... was firing blanks (sexual connotation)

firing blanks by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004

Firing Blanks 

Can be referred to either as bullets which are fired from a weapon, or not having a high enough sperm count to impregnate a female.

... Or male depending on which part of the world you come from.

Soldier1 - Die you enemy people!
Soldier2 - Dude, their still alive!
Soldier1 - I'm firing blanks..

Dude1 - Aww man, me and Emma have been trying for months now.
Dude2 - You must be firing blanks man ...

Firing Blanks by Myk29 November 24, 2009

Firing blanks like '98 

when you were trying to nut before your body can even generate cum in your balls.

yeah man, I was firing blanks like '98 when I was 10.

Firing blanks like '98 by TheSpizzleWizard November 29, 2021

Firing Blanks 

one who isnt able to ejaculate semen yet

"Ian stop firing blanks"

"At least i aint firing blanks"

Firing Blanks by AviatorsRdABOMb May 7, 2010