blank firing
Blank firing: it’s like a vasectomy; all the fun and noise, but none of the consequences apart from having to clean up afterwards
blank firing by zizi_87 October 15, 2018
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firing a blank
firing a blank by Dang Lin Wang LXIX November 12, 2015
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firing blanks
(v.) Shooting a gun loaded with 'blank' rounds that create smoke and noise, but bear no fruit from the barrel.
(v.) Ejaculating/shooting a penis which is impotent (the seminal fluid cannot contain sperm, hence it is 'blank'). After the owner of the penis going through the motions and making noise no fruit is born of the barrel.
(v.) Ejaculating/shooting a penis which is impotent (the seminal fluid cannot contain sperm, hence it is 'blank'). After the owner of the penis going through the motions and making noise no fruit is born of the barrel.
firing blanks by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004
Firing Blanks
Can be referred to either as bullets which are fired from a weapon, or not having a high enough sperm count to impregnate a female.
... Or male depending on which part of the world you come from.
... Or male depending on which part of the world you come from.
Soldier1 - Die you enemy people!
Soldier2 - Dude, their still alive!
Soldier1 - I'm firing blanks..
Dude1 - Aww man, me and Emma have been trying for months now.
Dude2 - You must be firing blanks man ...
Soldier2 - Dude, their still alive!
Soldier1 - I'm firing blanks..
Dude1 - Aww man, me and Emma have been trying for months now.
Dude2 - You must be firing blanks man ...
Firing Blanks by Myk29 November 24, 2009
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Firing Blanks
Firing Blanks by AviatorsRdABOMb May 7, 2010
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