3 definitions by TheSpizzleWizard

Firing blanks like '98

when you were trying to nut before your body can even generate cum in your balls.

yeah man, I was firing blanks like '98 when I was 10.

by TheSpizzleWizard November 29, 2021

the mashed potato

When you're unaware of your pregnancy and you still have sex.

"What the hell? I don't what happened to Jimmy, but he be looking like he got the mashed potato. Not sure what happened to him, but when he came out, he came out in pieces."

by TheSpizzleWizard December 6, 2021

spizzle the drizzle

An Old English way for saying that you wanted to cock fight someone. Usually inside a bar bathroom.

"Hey Mike! Come into the back with me and we'll Spizzle the Drizzle."

by TheSpizzleWizard November 9, 2021