Definitions by TheSpizzleWizard

the mashed potato 

When you're unaware of your pregnancy and you still have sex.

"What the hell? I don't what happened to Jimmy, but he be looking like he got the mashed potato. Not sure what happened to him, but when he came out, he came out in pieces."

the mashed potato by TheSpizzleWizard December 6, 2021

Firing blanks like '98 

when you were trying to nut before your body can even generate cum in your balls.

yeah man, I was firing blanks like '98 when I was 10.

Firing blanks like '98 by TheSpizzleWizard November 29, 2021

spizzle the drizzle 

An Old English way for saying that you wanted to cock fight someone. Usually inside a bar bathroom.

"Hey Mike! Come into the back with me and we'll Spizzle the Drizzle."

spizzle the drizzle by TheSpizzleWizard November 9, 2021