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blandroid

Portmanteau of the words 'bland' and 'android' used in reference to people who have a view of the world defined by and restricted to mainstream culture and opinion. They are generally uncritical in their consumption and taste.
"There was a huge queue outside the cinema waiting to see 'Transformers'. It was attack of the blandroids all over again."
by markhgn January 10, 2008
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Blackdroided

To take somebody elses work and take credit proudly; or to take DroidForums Nexus One and never return it.
Man I stayed up all weekend working on this ROM, and 3 days later I found out I have not gotten any donations, Its because I was BlackDroided!
by M16a2smith June 9, 2010
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blastroids

A game similar to Atari's classic Astroids arcade game where the player uses his urine stream to break up pieces of feces in a toilet bowl into smaller and smaller pieces. Another variant is played in the shower.
Billy! What are all these brown streaks on the toilet bowl? Sorry mom, we were playing blastroids.
by shitz96815 August 6, 2020
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Blandford

Man: Watch out, you just stepped on my vagina!
Man 2: Fuck off, you're such a blandford!!
by ChrisBlandford April 24, 2011
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brandroid

A portmanteau of the words brand and android.
(derogatory)
1. A person displaying brands prominently on their person or forming a large part of their identity by obvious or repetitive mention of their favored product or company names.

2. Someone who purchases products based mostly on their brand name
Have you seen him ever without a Billabong hat? What a total brandroid!
by Geematic April 24, 2011
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Blondroid

Refers to the hair colour and mental abilities of a class on light hair coloured females.

Is defined as a young peroxide blonde female who follows the pack like a mindless leeming possibly because the peroxide in their hair has leached into their brain. Blondroids are normally lower intelligence individuals incapable of an orginal thought.

A derogatory term.

Blondroids, normally clump together in packs outside cheesy malls and low rent bars and niteclubs.
Steve, get away from that Blondroid she might think your single.

God! , look at what that Blondroid is wearing.

Quick, hide the Vodka Cruisers, here comes the Blondroids.

I have no self esteem, I want to sleep with a Blondroid.
by King Mike of NZ June 10, 2009
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Bandoid

Jock: Hey bro, did you see that bandoid who totally ate shit on the field during halftime?
by megaloser123 August 12, 2011
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