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Blondroid

Refers to the hair colour and mental abilities of a class on light hair coloured females.

Is defined as a young peroxide blonde female who follows the pack like a mindless leeming possibly because the peroxide in their hair has leached into their brain. Blondroids are normally lower intelligence individuals incapable of an orginal thought.

A derogatory term.

Blondroids, normally clump together in packs outside cheesy malls and low rent bars and niteclubs.
Steve, get away from that Blondroid she might think your single.

God! , look at what that Blondroid is wearing.

Quick, hide the Vodka Cruisers, here comes the Blondroids.

I have no self esteem, I want to sleep with a Blondroid.
by King Mike of NZ June 10, 2009
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blandroid

Portmanteau of the words 'bland' and 'android' used in reference to people who have a view of the world defined by and restricted to mainstream culture and opinion. They are generally uncritical in their consumption and taste.
"There was a huge queue outside the cinema waiting to see 'Transformers'. It was attack of the blandroids all over again."
by markhgn January 10, 2008
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Biodroid

An android with organic parts. An android typically has no organic parts. This leaves the word "cyborg" too ambiguous. It could refer to a person with robot parts, such as Will Smith in I, Robot, or a robot with organic parts, like Arnold Schwarzenegger in the Terminator. "Biodroid" allows for the distinction between the two...
Arnold Schwarzenegger in The Terminator is a prime example of a biodroid.
by Some robot January 28, 2008
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blondfold

The tricking of a gullible person. It's like blindfolding, except no blindfold is required because they are so gullible.
"How did she make him think a grapefruit was her mouth?"
"She blondfolded him by telling him it was her mouth and the dumb fuck didn't question it. She also blondfolded him when he caught her with a chick and she said they were practicing wrestling. He bought every bit of it without a second thought! He's so fucking gullible. He's easy to blondfold."
by rainbowdust919 December 29, 2014
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blonkoid

A dumb stupid pretentious glasses-wearing blond
Ms. Forrester tried to tell me how atrocious I was. She's such a blonkoid.
by your mom imao October 27, 2020
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blondeside

When an attractive person, frequently a young blonde woman, surprises another party with quick wit and intelligence.
"I never realized how intelligent you were until I spoke with you....you totally blondesided me!"
by kittyinlaw May 20, 2008
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brandroid

A portmanteau of the words brand and android.
(derogatory)
1. A person displaying brands prominently on their person or forming a large part of their identity by obvious or repetitive mention of their favored product or company names.

2. Someone who purchases products based mostly on their brand name
Have you seen him ever without a Billabong hat? What a total brandroid!
by Geematic April 24, 2011
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