Blandslide

An overwhelming amount of boring information forced onto an audience that could not possibly care less.

We sat through a four hour lecture on the history of lectures. I wanted to stab my ears with a pencil. It was a total blandslide.

by Reverend Homeslice February 3, 2012

Colombian Landslide

The aftermath of a strong brewed Colombian coffee which results in a stomach-clearing shit-storm. This poo is not like any regular, solid poo; rather, it is a slimey, smooth, and smelly production. Post Colombian Landslide, one may feel 10-20 lbs lighter, happier, and healthier.

"Don't use the bathroom for a while, I had some Chipotle last night and just had a Colombian Landslide in there"

"My stomach hurts, I think I should have a coffee and induce a Colombia Landslide"

by EWMB March 4, 2018

ohio landslide

a combination of the cincinnati bowtie and a hot carl, cincinnati is located in ohio. and landslide... well. you know.

it takes some skill but i pulled off a monster ohio landslide on my bitch last night

by sexable panda June 26, 2008

blindside

1. to attack someone by surprise

2. a kick-ass Swedish hard rock band.

1. Tina completely blindsided Susan when she stole her purse.

2. Have you heard the new Blindside album? It's fantastic.

by Samantha March 7, 2004

landslide

To win by an overwhelming majority.

With 88% of the vote, the incumbent won by a landslide.

by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010

Blindside

What happens in every other episode of Survivor.

That was a massive blindside, no one expected that!

by Possiblythis May 11, 2017

Trump Landslide

When you accidentally shit yourself and it slides down your leg. Most common when exerting oneself while performing a seemingly easy task. e.g. drinking a glass of water with one hand. Usually used as an exclamative.

"Trump landslide!"
"The bathroom's the third door on your left."

by Charlene"The Moose"Chartreuse September 26, 2020