Blandlord 

The recent landlord/house flippers that take away all character and original details of a house in order to “update” it with contractor grade, gray everything.

That mid century modern house used to be really cool with the pink tile bathroom, quirky fireplace and terrazzo floors. The new blandlord “updated” it with an open floor plan with vinyl plank floors, gray walls and contractor grade fixtures throughout and now it’s so boring!

Blandlord by My name is Bunny February 3, 2022

Landlord Special 

Half-assed repairs and maintenance by landlords to save money such as painting over electrical outlets and dead insects instead of hiring a cleaner and then a painter.

We had to evacuate the building and are living on the street. The building was condemned. The electrical work in the building was a Landlord Special.

Landlord Special by Lightning Princess March 16, 2023

the landlord 

A Great White Shark.

the landlord is a term most commonly used by surfers. He is the landlord of the undersea world... the great white shark.

The landlord decided to pay a visit to the lineup and sent everyone back onto the beach.

the landlord by Hendo255 October 8, 2007

Landlord Special 

The Landlord Special is that special poorly done touch that landlords add to their homes by trying to repair things themselves.

"My landlord refused to hire a plumber so now I'm stuck with that landlord special."

Landlord Special by Alex M&D May 18, 2022

Going Blanford 

the process by which one removes feces with a makeshift device from an appropriate receptacle and forces it into a receptacle not suited for human waste removal

I was grateful the public bathroom had a window, otherwise I was planning on Going Blanford.

Going Blanford by Sink_Violator January 7, 2010

landlord

A person who purchases property and rents it out to others for a living. Landlords earn a profit by charging people to live on land that they own.

Landlords are controversial, and encountered renewed controversy in the late 2010s and early 2020s. Their controversy predates these years and even the internet (despite what some claim), however, as exemplified by Mao Zedong's large-scale purging of them. Some argue that landlords provide an invaluable service to society by allowing individuals to live somewhere for a price cheaper than purchasing a property on their own. Renters typically do not have to do large-scale repairs, nor do they pay directly for the bills involved in the day-to-day managing of the property (although their rent goes toward it), however these things are at the discretion of the landlord.

Others argue that landlords do not provide a real service, and simply purchase properties that could be provided to others for a far smaller price or even none at all. Further, they argue, the fact that landlords own property that they usually do not live in only to charge others to live there means that their income relies on "exploiting" those who need shelter.

In this sense, one's opinion on landlords serves as a marker for their view on the function of society at large, principally their view on the economic system in which they currently live (which is usually capitalism).

My landlord increased my rent to account for inflation.

landlord by lazarusinhell June 3, 2023

blandroid

Portmanteau of the words 'bland' and 'android' used in reference to people who have a view of the world defined by and restricted to mainstream culture and opinion. They are generally uncritical in their consumption and taste.

"There was a huge queue outside the cinema waiting to see 'Transformers'. It was attack of the blandroids all over again."

blandroid by markhgn January 10, 2008