blakeworth 

It's the ship name between Vincent Edgeworth and Victor Blake, from the game "Vincent: The Secret of Myers" They started being only roommates at university, and ended up living togheter with 3 cats in a mansion. That's pretty gay, isn't it?

"Blakeworth makes me insane"

blakeworth by Definitely not lechu November 23, 2023

Blakeporter 

Slang for park rangers, common in the upper Midwestern United States. Usually reserved for inexperienced men who compensate for their inexperience by being very passive aggressive and rude. Tend to be firmly "by-the-book" and distribute fines like candy. Will not listen to reason, and are impervious to appeals to common sense.

Originated to refer specifically to aforementioned park rangers, also can be used to refer to any male who is passive aggressive and a total asshole.

Ranger Blakeporter: "Sir, I've noticed that you're in a no swimming zone. I'm going to have to fine you for that."

Man: "I'm not even in the water!"

Ranger Blakeporter: "I understand that, but to be fair, I have to give you a citation."

Blakeporter by Altuna July 21, 2010

Blakeporter 

Refers to a park ranger, specifically to the tendency of park rangers to be abrasive, passive aggressive, and full of shame at their inability to have a meaningful impact on the world that does not include darkening a sunny afternoon. It should be noted that someone who is a blakeporter does not have feelings. They simulate emotions as a defense mechanism. They often live with the lifelong feeling that their mothers wanted to abort them. They often talk to real human beings in the futile attempt to establish relationships. (derived from the location of swimming areas in many state parks)

Person one: That park ranger gave me a ticket for swimming in an unauthorized area of the park!

Person two: Don't worry. At least you don't have to live the rest of your life as a blakeporter.

Person one: Ha! Ha! What an asshole!

Blakeporter by MCDCN July 19, 2010

Lakeworthy 

An idea or item that is worthy of taking to a lake side vaccation.

Such as liquor or food or funny items or experiences.
This idea is held to an extreme for the believers in the lake habitat.

The lake habitat is known for its peace and tranquility away from the busy city life.

This bottle of tequila is totally lakeworthy.

Lakeworthy by Starchild135 December 25, 2017

baeworthy 

adj. Traits displayed by someone who would be a suitable boyfriend or girlfriend

"Oh my God you guys have you meet Nia one look and I could tell she was baeworthy"

baeworthy by CrimsonWeiner June 16, 2014

Blappworthy 

A girl that is worthy of being/getting blapped. A girl that can take a pair of balls to the face etc...

Man you see that girl over there, shes blappworthy

Blappworthy by SickPsycho69 December 6, 2009

baeworthy 

adj. Displaying traits of a possible boyfriend of girlfriend

"He bro did you see her she had the body, the smile, and a great personality she's totally baeworthy"

baeworthy by CrimsonWeiner June 16, 2014