Blapped

1)...to get completely wasted off a combination of drugs, such as acid, weed, and\or alcohol

2)...to be hit in the face by an object that causes spectators to laugh, and the person being blapped to feel very embarassed and stupid

1) Chang was so blapped last night, he killed someone. He's really going to regret dropping all that acid, then chugigng that whole bottle of vodka, what an idiot.

2) Hermes was so embarassed when Overton blapped him in the face with that squid, he started crying. What a fag.

by Blip Rogers June 11, 2008

Blapped

Intoxicated with alcohol, occasionally used for other drugs like marijuana etc.

"I was so blapped at the party last night!"

by T.Z. January 27, 2008

Blapped

When you get so intoxicated that you start to smell like beef jerky.

"Yo, you smell that beef jerky? Someone is blapped right now."

by blapped247 April 24, 2017

pig blapped

when i man is receiving oral sex and removes his item and proceeds to slap her in the face with the item, then takes the item and reinserts into the orifice.

Last night Lisa got pig blapped.

by big bizzie August 23, 2008

bitch blapped

When a woman with a strap on dildo uses it to hit a man in the face

Before he had time to wipe the sleep from his eyes the cross dressing lesbian pulled out her strap on dildo and bitch blapped him.

by Deejaybee August 26, 2010

Blapper

A loud v-twin motorcycle, typically a Harley-Davidson, whose exhaust note makes a "blap-blap-blap-blap" sound.

Plug your ears, here comes a buncha grey-beards on their blappers.

by Archetyp0 July 7, 2021

Blamped

Word used to describe the feeling of being Run Down, tired, screwed up, messed up, or generally not as good as you can be.

Also used to describe the general feeling of any negative experience.

I was up all night partying and today I'm all Blamped !

I got into an accident, I have no insurance, and now my car is all BLAMPED and I can't pay for it.

by Steve Francis September 3, 2007