1 definition by Altuna
Slang for park rangers, common in the upper Midwestern United States. Usually reserved for inexperienced men who compensate for their inexperience by being very passive aggressive and rude. Tend to be firmly "by-the-book" and distribute fines like candy. Will not listen to reason, and are impervious to appeals to common sense.
Originated to refer specifically to aforementioned park rangers, also can be used to refer to any male who is passive aggressive and a total asshole.
Originated to refer specifically to aforementioned park rangers, also can be used to refer to any male who is passive aggressive and a total asshole.
Ranger Blakeporter: "Sir, I've noticed that you're in a no swimming zone. I'm going to have to fine you for that."
Man: "I'm not even in the water!"
Ranger Blakeporter: "I understand that, but to be fair, I have to give you a citation."
Man: "I'm not even in the water!"
Ranger Blakeporter: "I understand that, but to be fair, I have to give you a citation."
by Altuna July 21, 2010