bladup 

the action of accidentally sticking the penis into the bladder area of a women, above the vaginia usually done by virgins due to lack of better knowlege

my girlfriend didnt seem happy when i was done, it turns out i had pulled a bladup and had not even inserted my male organ correctly

bladup by jason muller November 3, 2006

BADUPPE 

Verb: To be annoying, Not pog.

Adjective: Mean

You are a BADUPPE.

Give me that toy or else you are BADUPPE

BADUPPE by BADUPPE December 30, 2020

Blaupunked 

Blaupunked. A state of being that describes a person who has permanently damaged hearing and lower tolerance for sustained loud music. This is caused by years of partying, clubbing, playing electric guitar through an amp at full volume and in close proximity. A Blaupunked person defends against suffering further hearing loss, sound triggered pain, and triggers that cause ringing in the ears by investing in better audio gear and refraining as much as possible from loud music events and situations whether alone or in the company of others. Blaupunkedness, is a direct result of a lifetime of listening to music at the max volume and/or sticking their head in a speaker cabinet in Euro clubs, or standing next to a guitar amp turned to 11. They are deemed to exist in a Blaupunked state.

Ted's so Blaupunked, he wears custom fitted earplugs in the club.

Blaupunked by DAC & BPM December 19, 2021

Blaupunkt 

The Blaupunkt brand is a German manufacturer of high-end stereos. The expensive Blaupunkt car stereos became extremely popular in the 1980's. In New York City owners of German-made cars started to put homemade signs in their car windows saying "No Radio", or "No Blaupunkt". This was an attempt to deter theives from smashing a window to access the coveted Blaupunkt car radio.

My new Volkswagen came with a Blaupunkt already installed.

Blaupunkt by mhomefront August 5, 2008

BLADUM 

a random noise to break awkward silence.

Jeff:i like spaghetti

Tina:ok?.......

ME: BLADUM!

BLADUM by xxtroymanxx November 5, 2009

bladuke 

uhhh so basically they were created by god and uh yea duke vores blame

stream the bottle fic

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bladuke by whatusernamedoipickuhhh September 30, 2019

bladipated 

Constipation of the dick.

I was so fucking bladipated last night.

bladipated by No brakes15 September 30, 2003