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blackize 

blackize: the blasphemous practice of preaching, teaching or spreading non-Black falsehoods or figures in blackface; especially: teaching that the Hebrews were Black; Moses, Jesus, Mary, Joseph, Paul, etc., we're Black; or portraying/depicting such non-Black figures as Black. (blackization; blackizer; blackizing)

We can regard the NEGRO tendency to blackize as yet another outgrowth of Psychonegrosis. We can attribute the coining of the phrase to historian Chancellor Williams, where he offered in his groundbreaking work:
"It will be going overboard to drown if we follow fanatics in attempting to "blackize" everything and everybody that suits their fancy. It is quite useless and unnecessary to try to make either Jesus Christ or the Prophet Mohammad "black" or even "coloured." However, the most important point to be noted in reference to the American Negro group, the "Lost Tribe of Israel" which landed there only to be rejected, is that it illustrates dramatically all that has been presented in these pages about those groups within the African race who are trying hard to escape from it, seeking their identity with a white people -- any white people. And we have said, "Let them go!" The only thing we object to, and will fight to the end, is the attempt to program the whole race again on a march away from itself or allow them to remain as leaders of the same people from which they wish to flee." ("The Destruction of Black Civilization," Chancellor Williams, pages 337-338).
{The blackizers are placing Black faces on white lies and selling them to our children – J. Pezant}

EXAMPLE: At the present, the most common example of blackizing are the popular statues and posters of a Black Santa Claus that pop up in the Black communities during the Christmas Holiday Seasons. However one of the most shocking examples of blackizing resides in the recent attempt by Negroes to claim King James I of England, a bona-fide European, renown for the King James Version Bible, as BLACK. What is most shocking about this recent claim is the fact that King James I of England was authentically European in likeness, word, and deed: a pedophile who enjoyed sex with small boys while bathed in animals blood. The Negro attempts to claim such an unsavory figure as their own illustrates dramatically their propensity to blackize.
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2 Greenies for a Blackie 

The art of skillfully gesturing someone to roll down their car window at a stop light after witnessing them successfully pick their nose and eating it, by a using hand cranking gesture. When they roll their window down ask them if they would be willing to trade you "2 greenies (2-GREEN colored boogers) for a blackie." (a BLACK colored booger)

A) Letting them know you actually watched them the whole time, while they excavated around in their nose for their boogers & then ate them.

B) Embarrassing the fuck out of the nasty bastard for subjecting you to having witness that disgusting act they performed while in traffic, at that stop light.

C) Hopefully reminding them in not so many(unspoken)words, other than what you already said to them- it's a filthy habit that they should have given up as a small child.
"Hey dude that looked pretty tasty, and I didn't have my lunch yet. Yours look way
better than mine, bummer. Next time I'll trade you 2 greenies for a blackie."

Blackie Lawless 

Lead singer of the band W.A.S.P. Known for his wild stage antics and derrogatory lyrics. Also has one of the most EROTIC voices on the face of the planet.
"I'll do whatever I want to, to ya. I'll nail your ass to the sheets. A pelvic thrust and the sweat starts to sting ya, I F*CK LIKE A BEAST!!" ~~Blackie Lawless, "Animal"

Blackie Chan'd 

When you're just so fucking blackout drunk. Darker than dark, but so dark it's bright. The best ever.
Keefer: yo we gettin blackie chan'd tonight?
Braith: u bet ur scum ass we are
Blackie Chan'd by Big Chunder March 18, 2021

Blackie Sauce 

Ten shades darker than soy sauce . When sang aloud said singer receives a 1000 euro prize from unknown Chinese Blackie Sauce promoters . Can also be pronouced Bluckie Sauce which is more representative of a magical stew eaten by the entire cast of Glenroe inbetween scenes .
Biddy pass us the Blackie Sauce . Jaysus Miley it's so black it's almost luminous black . We love the Blackie Sauce . 1000 euro falls from the sky .............
Blackie Sauce by jimmysomerville180 September 8, 2010

Blackinese 

Blackinese by lee July 20, 2003

Blackie Wallace 

The alter super ego of the whitest african american nurse known to work Psych. Blackie Wallace Origins start in Hood-Rat porn but have escalated into any form of Agressive or Abusive behavior with strong ties to BDSM.
Oh Shit, Tracie just went Blackie Wallace (or Blackie Motherfuckin Wallace) on that patient and whooped his ass.
Blackie Wallace by Blackie Wallace October 26, 2011
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