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blacked out 

To teleport into the future from one place to another after a heavy night of drinking.
-Dude what happend to you last night?
-Well the last thing i remember, i was at this bar talking to this chick and now im at work with no money and now i have this nasty rash, i guess i musta blacked out.
blacked out by thatguyoberder October 13, 2007

Blacked out Phill 

A Molotov cocktail , not a being but a concentrated expression of energy. Unpredictable with absolutely no regard or reason. Loved or Hated. Is not loyal or controllable.
Blacked out Phill by B.O.P. January 18, 2007

blacked out 

getting so drunk/fucked up that you no longer are aware of what you are doing or whats going on. . . but find out the next morning because what you did was so obnoxiously funny it bares repeating
Man Brian, when you blacked out last night you were all over Tom's girlfriend. . . he was pissed!
blacked out by Lohsl September 27, 2004

blacked out 

whe you get way too fucking drunk that your conscious thoughts go bye bye, you can't remember anything and you become another, usually shittier, person..
I can't remember that last night, because I was blacked out
blacked out by king slut fuckery January 15, 2008

seattle blacked out 

being drunk, but not drunk enough to not remember things. and telling people you're blacked out.

blacked out 

When you've had so much to drink, you literally cannot function in a social situation. Sometimes victims possess the knowledge that they have indeed drank too much, sometimes the situation is known only by your peers. The words "Im so wasted" or " I shouldnt be here" frequent the victim. The next day, one will not remember anything that happened during the event.
Guy 1 (Sober): Sup Homie?
Guy 2 (Hammered Still): (scratchy throat) Ugh wtf you calling me for?
Guy 1: You was crazy drunk last night fool. Its 4:00 in the afternoon.
Guy 2: What? How'd I end up sleeping on this countertop?
Guy Sober: You were f*cking nutz last night, Im not suprised you blacked out.
blacked out by xxCrunked Upxx January 15, 2008
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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