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blacked out 

To teleport into the future from one place to another after a heavy night of drinking.
-Dude what happend to you last night?
-Well the last thing i remember, i was at this bar talking to this chick and now im at work with no money and now i have this nasty rash, i guess i musta blacked out.
blacked out by thatguyoberder October 13, 2007

blacked out 

getting so drunk/fucked up that you no longer are aware of what you are doing or whats going on. . . but find out the next morning because what you did was so obnoxiously funny it bares repeating
Man Brian, when you blacked out last night you were all over Tom's girlfriend. . . he was pissed!
blacked out by Lohsl September 27, 2004

blacked out 

whe you get way too fucking drunk that your conscious thoughts go bye bye, you can't remember anything and you become another, usually shittier, person..
I can't remember that last night, because I was blacked out
blacked out by king slut fuckery January 15, 2008

blacked out 

When you've had so much to drink, you literally cannot function in a social situation. Sometimes victims possess the knowledge that they have indeed drank too much, sometimes the situation is known only by your peers. The words "Im so wasted" or " I shouldnt be here" frequent the victim. The next day, one will not remember anything that happened during the event.
Guy 1 (Sober): Sup Homie?
Guy 2 (Hammered Still): (scratchy throat) Ugh wtf you calling me for?
Guy 1: You was crazy drunk last night fool. Its 4:00 in the afternoon.
Guy 2: What? How'd I end up sleeping on this countertop?
Guy Sober: You were f*cking nutz last night, Im not suprised you blacked out.
blacked out by xxCrunked Upxx January 15, 2008

blacked out 

In terms of any automobile, when the car is completely black. The car must be black, have black tinted windows, black tail lights, and black rims.
blacked out by BrendanMcG March 9, 2007

blacked out 

To be so drunk that you don't remember anything you did (for a ceratin period of time ) the next day.
He lost all of his money in a bet because the drunk chick he hooked up with was blacked out.