Black Shit

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The subtance you smoke when there is no pot available at all.
This material is derived from cleaning out the stem or pipe of a used bong.
The colour of Black shit is black and it smells like shit.
Black shit is only smoked in desperation.

"Hey, u got any pot man?"
"Nah bro only just got this"
"What the fuck is this smelly shit?"
"It's Black shit bro"
"Fuck smokin dat shit aye"

Black Shit by superMick February 5, 2009

Words you can keep

Black shit matter

A protest that happened somewhere

Yo dude! Have you heard about the black shit matter movement?

Black shit matter by LMAOpoors April 9, 2022

The Black Shit

Informal definition of cholera

Hey dude, i'm done for....i have the black shit

The Black Shit by pietieg March 25, 2020

Black Friday Shit

The enormous shit you have to take on the day after your huge Thanksgiving Day meal, which is Black Friday.

John: Hey man, did you get any good deals on Black Friday?

Gary: No man, I was going to, but I suddenly had to take a huge Black Friday shit.

Black Friday Shit by DMAc94 November 29, 2009

men and black that shit

The thing you wish would happen after a really awkward moment, like you could just pull something out of your pocket and make everyone there forget everything.

Totally fell on my face at school the other day, so embarrassing. I wish I could've men and black that shit.

men and black that shit by Justin.Farrr March 3, 2015

Black People Shit

Black People Shit, often abbreviated as "B.P.S", refers to stereotypical activities, that are often of a criminal nature, committed by African Americans that non-black people become involved through random circumstances in that they have no experience of handling.

NOTE: If a non-African American willingly chooses to commit in said stereotypical activities that are often of a criminal nature with African Americans, it does not make it Black People Shit. Rather, it simply just makes it crime. Black People Shit is only used when the non-African American simply ends up in the situation.

*Driving around town with a car full of black people, one white guy in the car*

Black person: Oh, shit man, I gotta make a stop.
White guy: Cool, cool, no biggie.
Black person: Aight, sweet. Oh, by the way, can you hold this while I run inside of this house?
White guy: The fuck, is this a gun?!
Black person: Yeah, and I don't come out in ten minutes, come in blasting.
White guy: Man, Black People Shit.

Black People Shit by HenchyWorldPeace January 10, 2013

oh shit, a black guy

After a period of not seeing black people for a very long time, you see a black guy and exclaim "Oh shit, a Black guy!"

*Walking down the street and passing a black guy*
You: *turns to friend* "Oh shit, a black guy!"

oh shit, a black guy by Robby6521 March 25, 2011

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026