black santa clause 

The black santa clause is the santa for all the black fuckers. Black santa hates his job and speaks Spanish.

I can't wait for this christmas when Black santa clause comes!

black santa clause by flyingfuckingmonkey125 February 28, 2014

Black Santa Claus 

Black Santa Claus or Black Santa
Noun.

1.
The African American stereotype of Santa Claus.
This version of Santa is unlikely to leave you any presents. The most likely scenario is he steals your presents, eats the cookies you made and raids your refrigerator for chicken, watermelon and/or grape drink (he won't drink your grape juice though).
In the rare event that he does leave a present under your tree it is probably a chopper, which you should load up for Dec. 31st
He does not ride a sleigh powered by 8 Reindeer, it is in fact a flying black Bentley Continental V8 with 17in platinum plated rims that never stop spinning. It also contains a 7.1 surround system that can typically be heard playing Soulja Boy or Wiz Khalifa
He is typically not very jolly or merry, but he is fat.

White Santa's whore for a wife is likely cheating on him with Black Santa.

2.
Synonym for Rick Ross

1.
31st Decemeber 3012
A: All the presents under my tree disappeared on Christmas
B: Same here man, everything was gone except for this AK-47
A: Black Santa Claus strikes again. Well better load up that chopper, it's Decemeber 31st.

2.
"Pull up in a sleigh* hop out like I'm Santa Claus. Niggas gather round got gifts for each and all of y'all" - Rick Ross aka Black Santa Claus
* - Bentley Continental

Black Santa Claus by Rzhhhh May 6, 2013

Black Santa Claus 

Unless he went back to the South pole, there's already been a Black Santa Claus before now, and it hasn't been remarkable news. Black Santa Claus was the Santa Claus that got shit done a few years ago, but with the Derek Chauvin versus George Floyd and similar incidents, Black Santa Claus might have said Fuck Christmas Nobody Acted Right last year (2020). By now Black Jesus and Black Santa Claus aren't new, 50 years ago their existence might have been shocking some people.

Black Santa Claus made it to TV a few years ago, but it seemed like people forgot about Christmas and any version of Santa Claus last year. Lotsf Cristians who celebrate Christmas are black, so t would only make sense that the one bringing them presents was Black Santa Claus. It would make more sense for Black Jesus to be the one to save their soul, not a guy that looks like the one that kneeled on their neck for almost 10 minutes. That guy looks more like the antichrist to them than Jesus.

Black Santa Claus by The Original Agahnim December 11, 2021

Black Santa Claus 

santa but woke

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Black Santa Claus by iminhellplshelpahhh July 7, 2024

Kicking in back doors like Santa clause 

Kicking in back doors like Santa clause, A festive themed nickname for the act of anal sex

"ah dude she was so filthy she all about me kicking in back doors like santa clause"

Kicking in back doors like Santa clause by Delray87 December 1, 2011

back door santa claus

next to impossible spare while playing video bowling

7-10 split and as the ball careens down the lane, in order to encourage the ball to get the spare you say "back door santa claus"

back door santa claus by dtanger22 August 7, 2010