black italian
black italian by A_C_UNIT August 1, 2010
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Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing
When you pay a homeless Italian man to lick your nipples in such a way that your penis extends. Combine this with doing it near a black hole so your penis spaghettifies and also increases in length. While doing all this, start jelqing to maximize the length of your penis. Once your penis has reached a length of about 50 kilometers, you are now ready to penetrate your Italian man.
You wanna go find some people to Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxx with?
I just Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxed with that guy over there!
I love Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing!
I just Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxed with that guy over there!
I love Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing!
Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing by Bornelius September 22, 2025
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The Italian Back Waxer
A sexual move, in which you jizz all over a guys/girls back, rub it in with your dick, and spit on it when to make it shiny.
The Italian Back Waxer by irish_dude92 January 7, 2008
Back alley Italian
Dude, we left the bar and she wanted me so bad, I gave her a back alley Italian behind the Olive Garden.
He was so hott and spicy that I gave him a back alley Italian.
He was so hott and spicy that I gave him a back alley Italian.
Back alley Italian by LibnLou February 22, 2021
Blacktalian
Blacktalian by Giovanni Mbabane December 25, 2017
blacktalian
Even though they say Italians are the Mexicans of Europe, Blacktalians actually come from the blacks and Europeans mixing blood. Often called Niggapeons or Euriggers.
blacktalian by Professor Hilderguard, Harvard University July 31, 2007
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