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black abyss 

A commonly used expression by emos explaining their (usually) bad day or an unfortunate event.
"Damn, i didn't have enough money to buy tickets to the dashboard confessional show and now i will miss it. My life is a black abyss"

"My life is a black abyss. I can't believe I have to go to this prison of a school everyday."
black abyss by emoemu December 17, 2008

Black Abyss 

A title for a rather visually and aromatically unpleaseant anus. Although not every rectum should be equated with this, one must always be wary and cautious of its existence. The ultimate foe of the Heavenly Gates, or vagina.
There are some people out there who prefer to spelunk into the black abyss. I myself would rather ascend to the heavenly gates and ingest its heavenly rain.

Allen could not retain his excitement when he laid his weary and pussy denied eyes upon the heavenly gates of Mary, but soon found himself in a spiraling depression and a panic when he discovered the absurd and profound amount of fecal matter caked unto the black abyss that is Mary's asshole.
Black Abyss by Benal Patrol Overlord February 26, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026